Got a little poop on my lip

Is it okay that I got a little human, probably homeless, poop on my lip from accidentally throwing a bottle in a watery pile of dark shit? Should I go to the doctors?

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  • Cut your lip off. It'll grow back.

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  • Most likely troll, but not totally impossible situation and a reasonable concern.

    Human stool can carry all sorts of unpleasant diseases, but Hepatitis A might be the biggest concern. That virus can be contracted after oral contact with such a small amount of faeces it's invisible to the naked eye. Hep A not a common disease, but it can be serious, and it's most often found in just the sort of people who are likely to crap out in the open.

    It would be wisest to speak to medical professional about this.

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  • This one smells like a troll smh.

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  • Nah, free lip balm.

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  • Ask ur doctor if cutting off you lip is right for you

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  • Homeless poop?

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  • That will teach you not to throw bottles around all willy nilly into disgusting puddles in the street.

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    • Ha ha, you beat me to it! If he'd been a responsible citizen and put the bottle in the bin this wouldn't have happened to him

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      • LOL! Yes, that reminds me of a time a friend of mine, and I drove from Houston to Galveston to see this band we knew. It was the late 80s, and I think we had been drinking either beer, or wine coolers the whole drive there. We had to park down a side street, and walk to the bar, but it looked kinda rough. My friend suggested that we each carry a bottle for self defense in case we need to bash it over some guy's head. So we're walking down the beach with a bottle each in our hands, and a police officer comes up wanting to know what we're doing with bottles of alcohol on the beach. So I said to the Galveston police officer, "oh, we're just looking for a trash receptacle in which to dispose our bottles, officer", and that's how we didn't get in trouble for having alcohol on the beach.

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  • Dirty Sanchez?

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  • Nasty!!!

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