Going to africa to join a baboon troop iin?

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I failed as a human so I'm gonna try to be king of the baboons cause I'm much bigger and I can defeat the males and get females for mating. Will they see me as one of them just a bigger version?

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    I don't think it will work your underestimating the strength of baboons. They will probly make you there bitch or just outright kill you. But good luck.

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  • Birdprince
    7 years ago | pl

    lol this made me laugh so much. you shouldn't fuck with baboons though, their extremely aggressive and have actually killed people in the past.

    if you even did manage to approach a group of baboons they would either run off or bite your dick off with their big ass fangs.

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  • CreamPuffs
    7 years ago | pl

    Lol the males would kick your ass. Don't even try it.

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  • isleepinaboxi
    7 years ago | pl

    dont listen to them i believe in you

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  • Thatuglyfatboy
    7 years ago | pl

    Pumbavu wee. Mbona unafikiri unaweza kuja kuibia tumbiri wangu. Don't fuck with me. I'm already the baboon king. And I know their language. So come at me bruh

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  • AlcoholMixedWithValerian
    7 years ago | pl

    Why dont you go join ISIS or other fighter group? They pay well, baboons dont

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