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With my first wipe, a large glob sometimes flies off onto the wall, floor or in my pants if I'm unlucky. Is this normal? How to prevent it?
Seriously, I just figured out what you're talking about (I think).
If you are indeed referring to wiping your butt after a shit, maybe you should just try to be a little less vigorous?
Sounds like you must be doing something like a table-tennis forehand smash.
Assume this is when you're wiping down the kitchen counter.
Use less Mr Muscle.
One time I was using the bathroom, and this huge glob of poop ended up on the shower. I hope it was not from me.
I think you need to be washed down with a hose after a dump! That should take care of the problem.
get skinny, turds fall out your ass and into the bowl without touching ass cheeks. its why i dont date fat chicks