Girls: how do you react when a guy sexts you a dick pic?

Ladies: if a guy sends you a pic of his privates how would you respond?

erase it immediately, & block him & 86 him from your life 31
erase it immediately, but tell him not to do it again 31
save the pic and show your friends 33
save the pic for masturbation purposes 42
save the pic just to have 21
I'm a dude 106
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Comments ( 47 )
  • (s)aint

    That depends on the guy, it's not that fucking hard to ask if someone wants to see your genitalia before shoving it up in people's faces but in general most girls prefer erotic texts and teasing messages over pictures of your wang.

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    • shuggy-chan

      I thought you were into flaccid penis

      I guess not, must be a lesbian

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      • (s)aint

        I love to look at an erect penis! But It's nice to have SOMETHING going on before I get a random picture of a random penis shoved up in my face.

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        • shuggy-chan

          but what about floppy, flaccid ding dong? you dont like helicopter peen?

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          • (s)aint

            Hahahaha could be fun!

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        • dudeshetty

          can i have erotic chats & teasing msgs with you? :)

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          • (s)aint

            How about no?

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            • dudeshetty

              how bout a dick-pic instead? ;)

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  • iEatZombies_

    Tell my Dad to knock it off, it wasn't funny the first time.

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    • green_boogers

      Your Mom told him to do it to cheer you up. It cheers her up; so goes her reasoning.

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    • anti-hero

      I keep telling you, I'm not your father.

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    • disthing

      hyuk!

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  • Parky_Parker

    I save it in my "DikPik" folder and immediately block the guy. Then, when I've compiled enough dick photos, I make a slideshow with funny captions for my yearly slumber party. The DikPik slideshow is always a huge hit.

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    • shuggy-chan

      I put them in my "junk trunk" folder ;)

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      • anti-hero

        On your floppy disc.

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        • shuggy-chan

          Sorry my disc is always rockhard

          Probably because I have a major case of Blu-rays

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          • anti-hero

            Put your software on your hard drive.

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  • OtherSide

    Use it for blackmailing him. The dude is just giving you leverage for free. You can send it to his boss, his mother, anyone.

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    • davesumba

      Then he could blackmail you for threatening to do something illegal. Stupid bitch

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      • OtherSide

        Blackmail is only illegal if you use it to get money.

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        • davesumba

          I wasn't talking about the blackmail part.
          "Some jurisdictions, such as California, have passed a first-of-its-kind state law outlawing what is referred to as “revenge porn,” which is the distribution of private, explicit photos or videos of other people on the internet to humiliate them.
          In California, it is a misdemeanor to post the images online and carries a maximum of six months in jail along with a $1,000 fine for the first offense. Senate Bill 255, which is already in effect, makes it a misdemeanor to “post identifiable nude pictures of someone else online without permission with the intent to cause emotional distress or humiliation.”

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          • OtherSide

            So it's perfectly fine for someone to send you disgusting pictures, but if you send them to anyone else, you're the criminal? That's genius.

            I'm going to move to Murica and send endless nudes to everyone in my address book, and then whenever anyone forwards them, I'll whine to my lawyer. I'll get rich! Think about all the McWalmarts I can buy!

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            • davesumba

              Now you get it! It's basic common sense. Someone who sends you the pic in the first place isn't meaning any harm. But then you in turn try your best to personally harm them with it, so you are the one in the wrong, and can get into legal trouble for it.

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  • Fall_leaves

    Whenever I'm out in public or in a social situation and I check my phone and there's an unwanted dick pic, I'm disgusted. I usually stop talking to the guy, like when I get four dick pics from different angles and I'm at brunch with my grandma or out with my friends I'm going to be a little annoyed.

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  • Alex_Gee

    I like to save the pic and send it to the next guy who sends me a dick pic! Pay it forward

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    • shuggy-chan

      HAHA damnnit that is Genius!

      He be all waiting to see some goodies back, then gets a big old peen xD

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      • Alex_Gee

        Even better when they send you their number - nuthin better than sending one pervert they number of another pervert then sitting back and laughing as they send each other dirty texts and knob pics! Ah karma! lol

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        • shuggy-chan

          You are a deliciously evil lady :D

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  • Incomplet

    If you're feeling sassy send this: http://goo.gl/kFn7tC

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  • Shrunk

    Usually I burst out laughing... Not in a mocking way or anything, they are just funny-looking... Plus I can't believe they actually sent it... People used to pass around Dick pics in second life a lot, and I never delete the pics, so there's a bunch of random penises in my inventory that I look at from time to time when I'm on there

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    • dudeshetty

      aww :)

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  • TheWeasel

    Well im not female, but when a guy sends me a dick pick I usually just masturbate to it. Usually only about three times to the same pic, then it just gets boring and I need to see more nasty uncut slongs.

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  • Spankz

    I actually have a love/hate relationship with dick pics. If they are warranted and from my boyfriend they have the power to get me ridiculously horny. However, I find that they're almost not fair, because he's sending me a picture of something I can't have yet. I have to wait until I get home to have it! So, I like them when they're from him, I just hate how unbearably horny I get. However, when I was single one of the funniest things I encountered was when guys would randomly send dick pictures to me and expect something in return, even though I never asked for the picture in the first place. All in all, I think a teasing picture is much more appealing to most girls!

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  • dameda

    "Erase it immediately, & block him & 86 him from your life" has the most votes among girls so that means that most of them are gay.

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  • RainbowFlash

    1. Insult.
    2. Block.
    3. Report.

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  • kelili

    It has never happened.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    There is so much youre not telling us about the background information...

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    • green_boogers

      You must have a dick pic or two for gloomy days to help you remember being happy.

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Whenever my friends get one they show me so we can laugh at it together. Dick pics are just awkward.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I guess I'd erase it.

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  • Negima93

    When I was single, I used to not really mind. It also depended on the person sending it. After awhile, I would tell them not to send those anymore. Now, it would make me angry and disappointed in my male friends if they did that.

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  • reminiscent

    I have never had this happen and I dont expect it to. I have a bf and none of my guy friends would send me a pic like that. And if they did we wouldn't be friends anymore. ..
    I have taken pics of my bf naked with my phone and one time video of him but after some time they get erased. Im more into text teasing ;)

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  • sam90026

    Save the pic options as:

    1 his profile picture on all his contact information

    2 put it as your computer desktop and send him a pic of it

    3 overgram with what u think of his dick on the photo and send it to him

    4 use sidebyside app and put it next to something as size comparison and send it back

    5 don't save just delete and block

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