Girlfriend and peeing in the sink

My girlfriend is moving in soon and I have to come up with a solution for my urinating habit. I'm tall, the toilet is low and there's always some spillage no matter how good my aim is. I don't like the idea of random droplets and puddles of urine ending up on the bathroom floor, it smells bad. But I also don't like sitting, it's a little emasculating and wastes water.

Lock bathroom door, scrub sink with soap afterwards 10
Sit on the bowl 37
Install urinal (not really possible though) 5
Pee in bowl standing up, then clean the rim, floor, wall and cabinet every time 7
Pee in the bathtub instead 17
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  • RoseIsabella

    Pee sitting down, it's not emasculating if no one sees you. Urinating in the sink is just plain gross.

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    • NoLifer

      I mean I can see this being problamatic on a number of levels. Like what happens when he has to use public urinals does he also miss or does he pee in the sink?

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    • queensleep

      yes Rose, it's not emasculating to get a sex change if no one knows, not in the least!

      if my bf ever sat on the bowl I'd say you better grow your dick longer then!

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    • Bass

      When you have a bowel movement and have to sit down do you feel emasculated? I find a jug, like Simply Orange, big enough to accommodate the tip of my penis when flaccid and pee in that when I'm playing COD or Battlefield, but never in the bathroom sink, kitchen sink maybe, if I'm just feeling extremely lazy, followed by a bleach chaser.

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    • I see myself. And I feel like this is my house and I shouldn't have to sit. But I don't want to gross her out.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, don't gross her out.

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    • palehorse

      Or bend your knees. OP, it's not that hard.

      Whatever you do, though, don't squat on *top* of the toilet. It might break under you and you'll end up with some nasty injuries.

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      • RoseIsabella

        OMG! I hate going to a public ladies restroom, and seeing shoe prints on the toilet seat!

        Also, I want to say that one thing I really miss about living in Las Vegas, Nevada is the fact that all public restrooms have toilet seat covers available. It wasn't like that in Texas, and it isn't like that in Delaware. I honestly think all public restrooms should have toilet seat covers. People are just so gross.

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        • Ellenna

          Are you meaning actual toilet lids? If so, I hate public toilets which don't have them AND I really wish EVERYONE would close them before they flush to stop that fine spray from whatever they've just done going everywhere! Do people think those lids are for decoration, or what?

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          • RoseIsabella

            No, I'm talking about toilet seats, and toilet seat covers. People can be like pigs. The worse the establishment keeps up, and cleans their bathrooms the bigger pigs people are.

            *no offense to actual swine of course*

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        • annamac

          Why are there shoe prints on toilet seats? I’ve never seen that before🤨

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          • RoseIsabella

            People, mostly women, stand on the toilet seat, squat instead of covering the seat with toilet paper strips, and sitting, or hovering over it.

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            • No idea this was happening in women's restrooms... they must be filthier than the men's room.

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            • annamac

              Oh, I feel like that’d be hard to do 😂

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  • Ichabuskene

    Nothing wrong with peeing sitting down!

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    • Ichabuskene

      Just don't let your dick touch the water

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Why not? Lol

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        • RoseIsabella

          ... cause it's kinda gnarly.

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          • Doesnormalmatter

            I don't think so! And you don't have a dick so how would you know! Strap-ons don't count! Besides, I use toliet water to wipe off my dick if I just got done cumming. Then I'll shower after.

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  • LloydAsher

    I've done it a few times. Do not recommend depending on the height of the sink. I'm six foot so most sinks are only a few inches above me but it's still a hassle to do so.

    Your optimal solution is to use a funnel. Yes a funnel, though it doesn't even have to be an actual one. It could just be a bottle with the bottom cut out allowing for the urine to have a centralized drop point....

    Or bend your knees... that works too.

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    • The funnel's actually a good idea, I might try that. Thanks.

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  • EnglishLad

    Pee sitting down, it's perfectly fine and is actually more efficient because you can have a shit too while you're sat down. I've lost count of the amount of times I didn't think I needed a shit, but I sat down on the toilet to pee and then realised I actually did...

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  • GaelicPotato

    Sit down you barbarian.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Don't sit, dude. Sitting to piss in the benchmark of the emasculated men.

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    • I won't.

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  • lordofopinions

    The last choice is gross. I'll sometimes piss while taking a shower but to piss in the bathtub.......YUCK!! Your best choice is to sit down.

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  • NormalAdventure

    How about this? Move into a house with two bathrooms, pee however you want in yours and always keep the door closed with a "keep out" sign on it.

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  • NormalAdventure

    It behooves a guy who cleans his own bathroom to pee standing up.

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  • momwatcher69

    Unless you're drunk, all the time, there's no reason that you can't learn how to pee in a toilet.
    Be a "big boy", and grow up !! Peeing in the sink shouldn't even BE an option.... especially with a g/f moving in.
    Geez, people on here have REAL problems, and you haven't learned how to use a modern toilet?
    How old are you ?!
    Put the seat up, do your 'business', and if you "miss" ... WIPE IT UP.

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  • raisinbran

    Just keep it simple, use the bowl like a civilized human being. Have you tried kneeling?

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I'm tall and have never had this problem because I actually prefer to sit.

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  • If you're so concerned about wasting water, just buy a large houseplant and piss in that.

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    • lordofopinions

      LOL :-)

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  • CDmale4fem

    If the toilet is to small or short, it can always develop a crack and require replacement. The new water saver toilets are taller to the seat from floor. They need the extra for flushing to get the push it needs to flush fully with less water. Try getting it replaced.

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  • Ellenna

    Whether you pee standing or sitting has nothing to do with your masculinity and I've been racking my brain but can't work out why doing it peeing could waste water?????

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    • CountessDouche

      I think he means that he feels like he would have to flush the toilet after pissing (I guess you can't follow the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" rule with a new girlfriend) & doesn't have to do that in the sink- just a quick rinse, I guess?

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      • That's correct.

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        • McBean

          The yellow mellow rule is widely accepted in Australia and other water poor countries. In the U.S. and water rich Canada, it's a sign of working class values, low income, and substandard hygiene habits. Proceed with caution.

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          • raisinbran

            It's funny and true... it's one of these things people don't realize because it's not widely known or talked about. I think it's because blue collar and middle/upper middle class don't mix much.

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  • dimwitted

    That's disgusting. I've seen some houses with urinals. Or get one of those toilets that are raised up.

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