Gf came over and this happened?
So basically what happened was we ordered some food. We waited for a while, but it never came. So I decided to try and make our own dinner.
When the food was ready, I was completely blown away. My girlfriend skipped the Lasagna and went straight to eating my Cannoli. I was quite surprised, because she never skips the Lasagna, let alone some Raviolis to come along with it. When she was done, she wiped her mouth and looked up at me with a smile so wide and beautiful that you would've thought she ate Al Pacino's Cannoli.
But what really shocked me was when the delivery guy finally arrived, she does the same and begins eating the delivery guy's Cannoli. When she finished, she tells me mine could use a little work. Was it the size of my Cannoli? Was I lacking? I need to know, is this normal?
I've never felt this depressed since the last season of The Sopranos.