Germs on my sponge

I brought home some groceries the other day, and my boyfriend brought in some bags, and one of those bags had a bath pouf that I had bought. I looked over,and noticed that one of the shopping bags was on a kitchen chair. People sit on that chair, and deposit their ass germs there. I picked up the bag, and noticed that my bath pouf was in there, and there were also several holes in the bottom of said bag. Is it normal that I am worried about people's ass germs on the sponge, or do you think it's safe to use?

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Comments ( 19 )
  • Doesnormalmatter

    Lick it off just in case.

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  • charli.m

    It would get worse bacteria on it sitting in your shower or tub between uses.

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  • megadriver

    Dowse everything in bleach and gasoline, burn house down to kill all germs and rebuild new clean house.

    Seriously, I'd hate to be your boyfriend... Cleanliness is nice, but yours ain't that.

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  • Boojum

    It must be interesting visiting your house if people are regularly sitting around naked on your kitchen chairs and rubbing their anuses on them.

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    • McBean

      Lol. I would think she would want to use said sponge on the chairs, thereby freshening them up for all the anuses.

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    • Doesnormalmatter

      Alabama my guy. I've been there.

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    • RoseIsabella

      ... and really unsanitary.

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  • jethro

    Wet it and then put it in the microwave for a minute. That will kill any butt germs that you imagine now reside on your poof.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    this is fuckin retarded

    yalls poor poor boyfriend

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  • RoseIsabella

    If the people who sit on the chair wear pants there won't be so many ass germs.

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    • DIO

      What about pant germs? I heard it's what killed the dinosaurs. They tried to stop wearing pants but it was too late.

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  • momwatcher69

    Paranoid !!

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  • Clunk42

    Sponges end up getting to be the most bacteria-ridden things in the household after just a few uses, anyway.

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  • Submerge the sponge in a bottle of ethanol to kill any germs it may have picked up from the chair. Then give your boyfriend a VICIOUS lecture on bag-placing etiquette.

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  • mauzi

    Those butts said pouf into your chair and now you're exfoliating with farticles.

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  • MrsEdGein

    Maybe soak the bath sponge in hot water to kill off any germs?

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  • TerriAngel

    Youre either a troll, or very ignorant.
    Choose one.

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    • DIO

      Why making a choice? Why can't she be a very ignorant troll?

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      • TerriAngel

        Fair enough, I was just looking at options.
        So, now there are three.
        Someone might argue she has a phobia, or mental issue.
        But, thats in the ignorant catagory as well.

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