Funny edgy bumper stickers

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If you were to have a funny, or even edgy, bumper sticker on your car, what would it read?

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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    I had one on my old rusty truck said "Honk if you collect baby doll heads"

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    • RoseIsabella
      3 years ago

      Oh dear God, I hate baby dolls. I saw an episode of a show about hoarding where there was this woman who collected baby dolls, and she had so many baby dolls in her house, and attic that that the ceiling in her house was collapsing. When they cleared all of her dolls out of the house there was a pile of dolls in her back yard that was almost as big as her house.

      I wanted to set fire to that pile of dolls! However, I held no bad feelings against the stuffed animals.

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  • SwickDinging
    3 years ago

    My day is immeasurable and my disappointment is ruined

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    I got one of my girlfriends a magnetic bumper sticker that said “cowboy butts drive me nuts”. It got passed around her work people just putting it on other employees cars randomly.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      You started it! Confess your sin.

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  • megadriver
    3 years ago

    I have a "Fuck you Greta!" sticker on my E-class.
    Fitting for a twin-turbo V8 diesel luxobarge.

    It's on the middle, lower part of the rear bumper. Between the left and right exhausts.

    Sometimes I think about removing that sticker, but my hatred for Greta is stronger than my dislike for insulting and distasteful stickers.

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  • Mammal-lover
    3 years ago

    Baby on board, kill me.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    “Tommythecaty”

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  • LloydAsher
    3 years ago

    Trump 2020.

    That would get my car keyed for sure. That's why I put those bumper stickers on my mini fridge.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Now that's dangerously edgy.

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      • LloydAsher
        3 years ago

        Yeah if I was a Democrat I would be seriously worried about the silent majority right about now. Because if a political party isnt able to show its affiliation out of fear of being vandalized what are the chances that the common man might agree with that treatment?

        On that note is biden even campaigning? I've seen some of his TV ads but they have to be some of the weakest attack ads I have ever seen. While the trump campaigners have been to my house going door to door. I live in bum fuck nowhere yet they have the resources to go to where I live and actually talk rather than just subsist on radio and tv ads?

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        • Mammal-lover
          3 years ago

          Watch 0resudent elections in a nutshell. Its hilariously accurate

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  • CDmale4fem
    3 years ago

    The one i like is
    "Im so broke i cant even pay attention."
    Or
    "I finally found the perfect woman, a nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store."

    I thought about making one
    "How is it that you can see and drive .......
    With your head so far up your ass."

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      I like the first one more.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    3 years ago

    "I have a major fart fetish."

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Many people would wonder how you manage to emerge from your car with confidence.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    i wouldnt and i drive too fast for anyone to read em anyhow

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      Arrive safely.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        3 years ago

        the faster i go the less time i spend sharin the road with all them lunatics

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        • litelander8
          3 years ago

          That’s exactly how I feel about speeding!

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  • have_a_good_day
    3 years ago

    No seatbelts. We die like real men.

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