Funniest cat or dog names

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  • My second and third dogs were Taullawhee and Beefer.

    Tully got her name from my then four year old cousin who had a speech impediment saying we should "Call her wee".

    Beefer was short for "bee-fer-bastard" cos she was a shit of a puppy (and grew to be a shit of a dog). I wanted to call her Stirfry.

    Before Tully we had a couple of cats. One's name was Hilary (idk why) but everyone called her Runted. Presumably because she was the runt of the litter and she was also munted.

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    • "Runted" is a good name to call the runt of the litter. I like that, "bee-fer-bastard", lol

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      • We've considered continuing the theme with ay-fer-arsehole, etc...

        I said to my grandmother yesterday we should've called her "jesus fucking christ" cos she got that so often she probably thought it was her name.

        We considered Mofo for our last dog. He came with the name Mofu but we never got a chance to change it.

        Oh. My boyfriend has a pig called Pineapple. Not a dog or cat but it's a good name.

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        • Oh, I like that! pineapple the pig 🐖🍍

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