Look, basic sex ed time. Precum can contain sperm cells. During orgasm, few people think clearly enough to not fuck up. It has a good chance of working - if used with shit like condoms or birth control.
It's your life, so go, have fun, be happy that you aren't sticking it in sheep's ass, but don't cry when the girl "sabotages" your fool-proof birth control.
(Also, from biological point of view, pregnancy is a sign of success at sex. Really, your body will try its hardest to make you a daddy - you don't have a dong and balls for fun. Polyisoprene condoms>coitus interruptus)
Sex ed is sponosred by condom companies and practiced by prude teachers who don't want their child students having hot, raw, amazing sex while their cobwebby old vaginas sit dusty and unused. How can a girl sabotage the pull out method?
Also, if we're going to talk about nature here, children are basically designed to be killed or otherwise not survive. I pity the idiots who at 18 are tied down to some idiot female who refused to abort the creature.
She won't sabotage it. In fact, you will, unwillingly, sabotage it. Just wait and see.
Yeah, if children were made to be killed, our species would die out. Nothing agaist abortion. Also, if a chick uses plan b too much, her hormones are gonna get fucked and she'll get sick. And abortions after every time you do the do (which, since you're a "hot, amazing, raw sex" type, is a lot) is a laughable concept.
Sex ed is pretty much "how to stop something natural". Listen, this whole raw, amazing sex thing? It's nature's way to trick you into being a dad. That's the reason for our existence as a form of protein - pass the genes down. Anything that doesn't involve something man made, like birth control or condoms, is risky, because you are betting your "awesome alpha male raw sex powers" against the force that is a source of them.
Remember - you can't defeat the devil with the powers you got from a deal with him.
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Look, basic sex ed time. Precum can contain sperm cells. During orgasm, few people think clearly enough to not fuck up. It has a good chance of working - if used with shit like condoms or birth control.
It's your life, so go, have fun, be happy that you aren't sticking it in sheep's ass, but don't cry when the girl "sabotages" your fool-proof birth control.
(Also, from biological point of view, pregnancy is a sign of success at sex. Really, your body will try its hardest to make you a daddy - you don't have a dong and balls for fun. Polyisoprene condoms>coitus interruptus)
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Sex ed is sponosred by condom companies and practiced by prude teachers who don't want their child students having hot, raw, amazing sex while their cobwebby old vaginas sit dusty and unused. How can a girl sabotage the pull out method?
Also, if we're going to talk about nature here, children are basically designed to be killed or otherwise not survive. I pity the idiots who at 18 are tied down to some idiot female who refused to abort the creature.
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She won't sabotage it. In fact, you will, unwillingly, sabotage it. Just wait and see.
Yeah, if children were made to be killed, our species would die out. Nothing agaist abortion. Also, if a chick uses plan b too much, her hormones are gonna get fucked and she'll get sick. And abortions after every time you do the do (which, since you're a "hot, amazing, raw sex" type, is a lot) is a laughable concept.
Sex ed is pretty much "how to stop something natural". Listen, this whole raw, amazing sex thing? It's nature's way to trick you into being a dad. That's the reason for our existence as a form of protein - pass the genes down. Anything that doesn't involve something man made, like birth control or condoms, is risky, because you are betting your "awesome alpha male raw sex powers" against the force that is a source of them.
Remember - you can't defeat the devil with the powers you got from a deal with him.
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So if not using condoms is the devil, why is the church so opposed to them?
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I'm not saying lack of condoms is the devil. It's an allegory.
Devil > nature
Powers > sex without protection, made by nature for babymaking
Defeating the devil > not making babies
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I would fully support the devil in aborting more babies