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Ever since i was little, i had a fear of forks flipping me off. I have to bite off the middle prong on the fork to feel safe. Is this normal?

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  • howaminotmyself
    12 years ago | pl

    I'm just glad this wasn't a reference to sparkly vampires.

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  • wreckd
    12 years ago | pl

    I had a dream once that i stabbed my sister with a fork in the arm. She had green goo oozing out of the wound. Needless to say, she was an alien.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    How do you bite off the metal end of forks? Are you Jaws, the 007 Villain?

    I dub you not normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    Yeah how do u bite it off?

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago | pl

    Get a camping silverware set, they come with sporks, safe and fun! Problem solved!

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  • Xena
    11 years ago | pl

    Spork! No this isn't normal. Forks can not flip you off! And who cares if one or someone does? Just ignore it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    Why don't you eat with a spoon?

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  • BTStallion
    11 years ago | pl

    Bahahaha! Oh, God!

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago | pl

    There's a simple way to combat this... only use forks with 2 tines.

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  • PyreAdrian
    12 years ago | pl

    wat

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    hahahahaha

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  • SoularWind
    12 years ago | pl

    LMFAO XD

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  • HSVWHO
    12 years ago | pl

    It's a fork! Push it against ur skin and see how freaking blunt it is. Unless u run and jab nothing is gonna happen

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89
    12 years ago | pl

    I have a fear of knives attacking me...or people using knives to attack me...I guess that's what happens when you grow up on a Council Estate.

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  • Sotchi
    12 years ago | pl

    Seriously? Huh... Sometimes I worry that I'll trip while walking and get stabbed in the eyeball by the fork I'm holding...

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