For those of you who have jobs.

1/3 of you don't have a job. Why does this not surprise me...

Like a boss.

I'm a green collar worker. I sit on my ass, live off my investments, lap swim at the local pool, and vacation frequently.

I work shirtless.

White collar though it can be a bit dingy and frayed at times.

I wear whatever I like but I'm not always 100% honest when callers ask me what I'm wearing

I had to look up what "pink collar" meant. I thought there were just blue and white collars. I'm a cashier, I'm pretty sure that's pink collar.

I'm a code monkey! I'm actually wearing a white shirt with a red tie right now.

wtf is a collar

No more worky jobs for me. I just do what I want all day and sometimes it makes money.

Not a clue what color collar my job would be classed as.