For self-service sessions, only something that's reality-based works..

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When I engage in a masturbatory session (I'm male, btw), my material must be realistic and preferably fact-based (e.g. related to some past action or very likely and realistically possible future one). If I'm surfing the InterWebs for visual stimuli, only girls that are REAL work. Same of movies. Artificial, and air-brushed, or unrealistically "perfect" is a deal-breaker. What works best is imagining a past action with my gf. Am I normal in this? Are ladies the same way? Or does purely unrealistic fantasy work? Guys, am I the odd one out here?

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  • thecunt
    8 years ago

    agreed fake tits and plastic facial features look gross.

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  • jaradscellmate
    8 years ago

    In all my years fapping I have never for a second thought about sex I'd had in real life, you sound you don't have much imagination.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    8 years ago

    I wish my boyfriend preferred to masturbate to thoughts of me lol. He once told me, "why would I think of you? You're a bitch." His collection of downloaded videos makes me think he only likes to jerk it to plastic looking women with huge fake knockers.

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    • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
      8 years ago

      Your boyfriend sounds like a bit of a jerk, sorry.

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      • RainbowDischarge
        8 years ago

        I am a bitch though. Just not all the time.

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        • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
          8 years ago

          Still, I don't think he's very respectful.

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    • CountessDouche
      8 years ago

      Who the fuck says that? You're codependent on your boyfriend, and he's an asshole who treats you like shit. You're a beautiful girl, and you could do better. It's pretty messed up that you feel bad about your body.

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    • juststrokn
      8 years ago

      Your boyfriend is an asshole, and fake tits do not do it for me.. If you did not feel like sex then I would jack off in front of you.. Would you enjoy him looking at your tits and pussy wile strokn off?

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    • IMissMary
      8 years ago

      You not taking the hint?
      Time to get some knockers

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      • RainbowDischarge
        8 years ago

        I've wanted fake tits before I even knew what tits were.

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        • shuggy-chan
          8 years ago

          For Christmas I'll send you a cookie jar that says "boob job "on it

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          • RainbowDischarge
            8 years ago

            Close enough! My former boobjob jar turned into an emergency cat money jar. Furbabies before boobies.

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            • shuggy-chan
              6 years ago

              <3

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  • IMissMary
    8 years ago

    I look at my wife from across the bed, can't get more real than that

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