at home i usual sit because its a no clean up thing you cant miss, but when a urinal is in use i stand because i can miss a urinal either. if i had a urinal in my house id stand. then their is the other issue , if my cock is flaccid but saturated , the tip can touch the water and if a turd is floating it has crashed my cock , it turns out turds dont have a captain on board. thats pretty sick feeling first the water then a turd , i bet the ladies never thought about that and the well endowed guys are not going to tell. if im taking a dump i lay it in the nest that forms when i pull my pants down , thing is i risk releasing some urine into the back of my jenes thats not so cool either but its better than turd dick as male urine is sterile . so ladies what do you want ? some drips on your floor , or my turd dick in your mouth ? because im not going to say hey wait its been drinking out of your toilet , dont suck it. Im just going to let you suck it.
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at home i usual sit because its a no clean up thing you cant miss, but when a urinal is in use i stand because i can miss a urinal either. if i had a urinal in my house id stand. then their is the other issue , if my cock is flaccid but saturated , the tip can touch the water and if a turd is floating it has crashed my cock , it turns out turds dont have a captain on board. thats pretty sick feeling first the water then a turd , i bet the ladies never thought about that and the well endowed guys are not going to tell. if im taking a dump i lay it in the nest that forms when i pull my pants down , thing is i risk releasing some urine into the back of my jenes thats not so cool either but its better than turd dick as male urine is sterile . so ladies what do you want ? some drips on your floor , or my turd dick in your mouth ? because im not going to say hey wait its been drinking out of your toilet , dont suck it. Im just going to let you suck it.