Flipping girl scout cookie tables

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Whenever I find myself trapped by these little gremlins I flip their table as hard and far as I can, sending their shit flying all over the place! Then dart away at the speed of light!

You're not tricking me into overpaying for those delicious diabetic-coma-inducing cookies!

NOT TODAY!!!

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Based on 24 votes (9 yes)
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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    If you want delicious diabetic-coma-inducing cookies, then the next time you bake chocolate chip cookies add 1/4th cup real maple syrup to the batter. I tried this and it was both the best and worst thing I did when I made cookies.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      That sounds delicious but maybe instead of using 1/4 a cup how about 1 or 2 tablespoons?

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        Yeah you're right it's probably best to decrease the amount of sugar somewhere.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          And the amount of diabeetus

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      ... why worst?

      I LOVE MAPLE SYRUP!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        It can either add a nice flavor to it or make it way too sweet. I like sugar so for me even it's too sweet it's delicious. Yum!

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  • Anh88
    6 years ago

    YES!!! I'd crack up laughing if I saw someone do that. Completely normal.

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  • youwillgotohell
    6 years ago

    Good!

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  • Darkknight
    6 years ago

    Its only a yearly fund raiser like many other agencies do. Every time I turn around someone is trying to sell me a candy bar or raffle ticket. Just say no

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      When I say no they give me those sad puppy dog eyes and I end up falling for there facade. :/

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      • Darkknight
        6 years ago

        So do I, but I try not to order 6 cases of them !

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          There was a time when I bought 10 and felt disgusted with myself. A sad six-year-old Girl Scout is something I don't need to be held accountable for.

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          • Darkknight
            6 years ago

            I agree. Plus the cookies do taste good.

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