Fleshlight

65% Normal
16 Comments

So, I ordered a fleshlight and sleeve warmer, if you haven't heard of it it's a male sex toy, artificial vagina basically, ordering it the packaging said 100% discreet,

So

Theres a family event today, I arrived home today with my family and my brothers fiancée and her family all in the living room telling me with a knowing emphasis that my " rubber sleeve" was here, and yeah, printed on the box was very clearly " rubber sleeve " so that was fucking mortifying, is it normal I want to hear something embarrassing that happened you some of you either recently or one that stays with you, to make me feel a bit better

Voting Results
65% Normal
Based on 49 votes (32 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 16 )
  • heckleBucker
    8 years ago

    Have a rubber sleeve party for your family. Everybody pulls down their pants, penetrates the fleshlights with their boners, and talks about the experience with each other.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
      -
    • COcumguzzlingfag
      8 years ago

      Or save the CUM filled sleeve to sample later.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
        -
      • heckleBucker
        8 years ago

        Or both.

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
  • Darkoil
    8 years ago

    When I was 17 ish I came in drunk and was talking to my grandma who was also drunk and whatever subject we were talking about was she said "Don't think I don't know what all those tissues are in your bin". My mum also walked in on me with 2 girls, neither of which were my girlfriend at the time.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Treklover11376
    8 years ago

    Im not telling. But I did do this. I rented a po box solely for the purpose of ordering my fleshlight. And it was packaged in a second box so you couldn't tell what it was.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    2
    2
  • Steve2WantsTheManagement2Reply
    8 years ago

    My most embarrassing moment was when a leaf blew onto my hand during class. I thought it was a spider so I screamed and stood up on my chair waving my arms around to get it off, I ended up falling off the chair and hitting a desk with a child on it. The child started to cry so I bolted to the toilets as everyone, even the teachers, laughed at me for almost 5 minutes. Someone got the whole event on video as well.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    1
    1
  • Alex23
    6 years ago

    It is perfectly normal. You can check some variation of fleshlights https://taketoys.hk/catalog/fleshlight

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Kielbasa
    8 years ago

    My parents found my blow-up doll that I had thrown out in our garbage container outside. The Fleshlight was a disappointment. I bought one, but I threw that out as well, since the hype wasn't real.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Serpents666
    8 years ago

    You're gunna summon some lightning and lose your spine from that thing; it would be close to the 9th time I'd hear of it doing so as well lol. Be careful, that thing will suck your soul out!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Livellovelife
    8 years ago

    My boyfriend was watching porn on the Xbox n my brother turned it on an saw it

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Why did you have it delivered there if you knew someone else could find it? XD

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Because the site said the packaging would be 100% discreet

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • cocknballs
    8 years ago

    I googled "rubber sleeve" and it came up with a bunch of tubing for industrial uses. I doubt they really knew what it was for.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • gloryholeflasher
      8 years ago

      They knew!

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I guess that means your whole family have the fleshlight, and know what the package says, huh? Don't any of them have sex with their partners?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • gloryholeflasher
          8 years ago

          Not really ALL of my family. Some of them get similarly shaped packages in the mail with printing on the outside saying "RUBBER INSERT"! "Note to postmaster; VIBRATIONS ARE OK"

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          0
          0