Find bagels sexually arousing?

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I want to know if there’s a place for people like me who want to use the bagel hole for reasons orher than their intended use. I feel like I’m the only one who wants to be inside these delicious baked goods instead of them being in me.

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  • whynotnow
    6 years ago

    Could I eat it when your done? YUM.

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  • McBean
    6 years ago

    Fuck a jelly roll instead.

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum
    6 years ago

    You're a goy.
    A goyisch schmendrik who's meshugannah

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    • Checkmate_King
      6 years ago

      Oye Veh a mohel has done a spritz job on your schmeckle

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      • VetusRebellioIudaicum
        5 years ago

        Fritz the Mohel is always full of schvitz, one might think he schlepps across bergs.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    6 years ago

    Thanks for your help guys, any website links?

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    I have a female friend who is wild over big round inflatable pool tubes. She's totally tubular ;)

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  • Pink-pumpkin
    6 years ago

    Use cream cheese as a lube!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Cream cheese is disgusting! Jam is ok though.

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      • Pink-pumpkin
        6 years ago

        But jam is not consistent in texture and you'll probably get chunks of fruits or crunchy seeds on your shlong. I would suggest butter, nice and greasy.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 years ago

          I meant for eating! I prefer to enter the bagle raw.

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    Normal

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  • S12207
    6 years ago

    Do you set the scene for these bagels or just go straight town?

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  • SmokeEverything
    6 years ago

    Do you eat the bagel after you had sex with it?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      I don't really like to eat bagels. I mean they’re delicious but fattening.

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  • Chihuahuaxxx
    6 years ago

    I'd rather have the bagel inside me.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    I'm not trying to bash you, but isn't that a waste of food?

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  • e51pegasi
    6 years ago

    Do ring donuts make you hot as well or is it just a bagel thing?

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  • lonewolf1253
    6 years ago

    You could play ring toss like the cone heads used to do. See how many will fit.

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