Fill bottle's with urine then stick them in peoples house's

so when someone pisses me off I put a bottle of month old urine in there home's and poke holes in the top creating a
horrible smell someone actually moved away

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Based on 32 votes (9 yes)
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  • SwickDinging

    And then everyone on the bus clapped

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  • Mini69

    So you keep your urine bottled for a month just in case someone pisses you off and you want to leave some in their home!! Does that mean you throw it away once it’s a month old and you’ve not had the need to use it? How exactly does that work? Do you have 30 bottles and you just keep emptying the oldest one each day and refilling it with fresh urine!!!!

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    • Boojum

      😄

      That made me visualise a shelf of neatly arranged bottles of festering urine, each carefully labelled with a Use By date.

      I wonder what OP's mom thinks about that.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Meh, I live in a ghetto area. The smell of old urine in someone yard is pretty standard.

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  • Whatintarnation

    So you're like 12 then?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    unlikely but cool story

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  • CDmale4fem

    If I knew someone did that at my place I would beat them silly and I would drag his ass outside and pour the contents over his face and next time if he does it again hes gonna drink it. He wont want to but he will.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Maybe OP’s a dirty boy who would like that.

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      • COVID-19

        🎼 Gimme gimme gimme some piss after midnight 🎼

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        • SkullsNRoses

          When I was 11 I played a plant in a school play and we had to sing that song- thanks for the flash back.

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  • raisinbran

    Why not just pour it out under some furniture so the smell is permanent and they don't trace the bottle back to you

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  • SmokeEverything

    I never really got piss bottle people, at least youre using it for something instead of just piling piss bottles all over the house like some people do.

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    • SwickDinging

      I used to have a piss bottle house mate. He told me that I just didn't get it because I'm female, and all men do it. I didn't quite believe him.

      He kept the piss bottles in his room which was nice of him, I guess.

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      • SmokeEverything

        Nah Im a guy and I've lived on the seedier side of life for most of my life, Ive known a couple piss bottle people. Can't say I've never done it in a pinch but I live in a pretty bad hoarding situation and I've never saved the bottles.

        Its not the pissing in bottles thats weird, its the way anyone I know who does it tends to pile up bottles of piss all over the place. Fucken nasty. The vast majority of men don't do that.

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        • SwickDinging

          Yes, they do! Like... at least chuck it away the next time you happen to be leaving the room.

          I feel like if you're going to piss in bottles and then leave them lying around you may as well just start pissing on the floor. It's game over.

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  • thepuppet

    HAHA WTF

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  • ellnell

    Nice

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  • Somenormie

    You sir, are immature and stupid.

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  • farkelu

    Seek professional help

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  • Inkmaster

    That's illegal.

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