Feel bad about blood dying

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago | pl

    There once blood from my nose rained
    And down on the bed it did stained
    So removal beseeched,
    I did pour on some bleach,
    But as it was me, I was pained.

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    • Rusty-Rider
      7 years ago | pl

      Well put.
      Your not the guy who wrote the one about the fellow from Nantucket are you?

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      • Tempest-au
        7 years ago | pl

        Well, there are a few. I'm the one that wrote about the shepherd from Nantucket:

        There once was a man from Nantucket,
        Who cornered a sheep just to fuck it.
        Their sheep started maaaaad,
        But she ended up glaaaaad
        And even turned 'round just to suck it.

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      • Ratman2
        7 years ago | pl

        I wrote the part about the banister breaking. I'm so proud of that. :-D

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        • Ratman2
          7 years ago | pl

          Oops. I'm sorry, wrong poem. I mean I'm the one who came up with the wiping off his chin part. Never mind. I totally fucked up this whole thing.

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    • _Jesus_
      7 years ago | pl

      I knew a guy from Brussels
      Who finger-fucked a mussel
      His finger lost
      He paid the cost
      But he was part of the IIN community so he just used a different finger the next 9 times.
      Then he used his penis.

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