There once blood from my nose rained
And down on the bed it did stained
So removal beseeched,
I did pour on some bleach,
But as it was me, I was pained.
Well, there are a few. I'm the one that wrote about the shepherd from Nantucket:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who cornered a sheep just to fuck it.
Their sheep started maaaaad,
But she ended up glaaaaad
And even turned 'round just to suck it.
I knew a guy from Brussels
Who finger-fucked a mussel
His finger lost
He paid the cost
But he was part of the IIN community so he just used a different finger the next 9 times.
Then he used his penis.
Feel bad about blood dying
← View full post
I don't think you have enough for a novel but maybe a poem if you edit it properly.
--
Tempest-au
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
There once blood from my nose rained
And down on the bed it did stained
So removal beseeched,
I did pour on some bleach,
But as it was me, I was pained.
--
Rusty-Rider
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
_Jesus_
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
-1
-1
Well put.
Your not the guy who wrote the one about the fellow from Nantucket are you?
--
Tempest-au
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
-
Ratman2
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Well, there are a few. I'm the one that wrote about the shepherd from Nantucket:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who cornered a sheep just to fuck it.
Their sheep started maaaaad,
But she ended up glaaaaad
And even turned 'round just to suck it.
I wrote the part about the banister breaking. I'm so proud of that. :-D
--
Ratman2
7 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Oops. I'm sorry, wrong poem. I mean I'm the one who came up with the wiping off his chin part. Never mind. I totally fucked up this whole thing.
I knew a guy from Brussels
Who finger-fucked a mussel
His finger lost
He paid the cost
But he was part of the IIN community so he just used a different finger the next 9 times.
Then he used his penis.