Favorite thing to masturbate with (guys)

What is your favorite thing to masturbate with?

Dish soap 3
Hand moisterizer 3
lotion 12
hot sauce 5
Honey 1
whipped cream 4
A girl 37
Other, leave comment 4
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Comments ( 12 )
  • No chainsaw? I thought guys loved power tools.

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  • I_steal_free_bread

    Why would anyone use Hot Sauce!!!

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  • I chose a girl because it is the most fun, but they often are rubbish at handjobs.

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  • Noonesperfect

    Your mom.

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    • chewy

      i didnt realize how cool it was to say that perhaps everybody should be saying your mom this your mom that its not even funny grow up

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  • randomuser123

    ok I’m 14 and I wanna use lotion but I have a small house and how do I bring it on the house and hide it?

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  • Touchmybass

    Dish soap all the way!

    Not only does it feel good but it also cleans all those unwanted germs away!

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  • LOL, I see that most of you chose a girl, but a girlfriend is a very rare thing to have. ;)

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  • shuggy-chan

    No Apple Pie

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  • chewy

    yeah im gonna have to agree with I Steal Free Bread who the fuck uses hot sauce?

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  • D!(K

    i sometimes like to use chicken blood or ill just take a shit on my hands and use that

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    • You must be into rough anal

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