Farting - makes sure everyone knows

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There is this guy I know and when ever he needs to fart he makes a point of making sure that everyone knows that he is farting. He rarely does it in town or at the shops but he always does when he is home.

He squats down a little, or points his ass out a bit to show that he is about to let one rip and often he will comment about it as well.

To me this is not normal most people are the opposite, but who knows. Is this normal?

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  • Chooseyourweapon
    14 years ago

    That sucks.

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  • russellnb
    7 years ago

    It is immature

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    Yeah, they're called "teenagers".

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    No, it shows that he is disgusting and very immature. The next time he squats, put on some steel toed boots and kick him in the bum as hard as you can. That'll give him a lesson he'll never forget!

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    • robbieforgotpw
      10 years ago

      You're no fun!
      *power farts at you

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Fearow use Whirlwind!!!

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  • MICHAELdirector
    12 years ago

    I think that this man has found what I found years ago... Mr. Silly.

    You see, when I was a child, Mr. Silly would always show up to play with me. He was tall, red, and had these weird little horse feet. He'd take this biiiiig stick he had and we'd play all day. Sometimes we would go to little childrens houses, and he'd take their parents away, but he always said it was just for a little while. I never saw them, but what do I know.

    One day, Mr. Silly came to me and said that I had to squat and announce when I was going to pass gas for a while. He said that the kids would love it, and it would allow us to become closer to each other.

    But it didn't make them like me. Soon, my only friend was Mr. Silly, and soon, he wasn't so silly anymore.

    Beware... his flatulence is but the first step down a long, dark road, that only me and my wife, Nicole Brown, know about. Well, she used to know, anyways.

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  • EGGYWHIFF
    12 years ago

    i think its funny.. IT IS FUNNY , LIVE A LITTLE.... !!!!!!!

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  • CGFE3
    14 years ago

    Teach him a lesson and light a match right before he lets lose, lol

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  • Somone
    14 years ago

    its disgusting but i dont think its ABnormal i mean u'll always find people who does thet kinds of stuff... maybe he fills that if he acts like it is a yoke it wont look that bad if others notice he farted.. i dont know maybe he just needs the atention.. trust me a lot of people crave for it!

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  • Chill_Pill
    14 years ago

    It sounds like your friend is a sicko and has social problems. Or perhaps he feels that in his own home he has the right to make jokes on flattulence? I don't know, some people are just dirty little fart mongers. Good Luck

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