Fart in my hand and smell it

Is it normal to cup your hand over you sfinkter when you fart and than smell your hand?

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Based on 2246 votes (1795 yes)
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Comments ( 28 )
  • BigRedOne

    What do you think? Sure its normal. I bet the President does it in the oval office.

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    • HorseMan

      I do it too. I sometimes even throw the stink at people, it only works at close range though and you have to be fast to attain maximum stink.

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      • alpiegiver

        Alrite when you do this It's called an alpie you cup a fart with your hand and make someone smell it.been doing it for years

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        • artsy

          Ew that's what my brother does to me

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    • EccentricWeird

      Your comment is so old, I was beginning to wonder if you meant Bush.

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    • hahaha you just made my day

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  • BFo

    I'm a 56 year old woman and farting is the one thing that has always made me laugh - sometimes til I cry! Especially when you let out a SBD and wait for the reactions. I can think about incidents from 35 years ago and they still make me crack up. Like the time I was in a VW Beetle with my best friend, in the summer, in AZ, with the windows rolled up. I'm giggling now just writing about it. My kids think it's gross and that makes me laugh even harder.

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  • bimomate

    umm okay...

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  • crazystuff1971

    My husband seems to think its the funniest thing to fart and fan it at people and I think its so extremely disgusting. Why the hell would you fan your farts at people and if its a nasty rancid smell its even funier. Why is it funnier??? But if your talking about men, unfortunatly, I dont call it normal, but I just think its a man thing.

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    • d0_0b

      I think it's disgusting too, but over the years of my man doing it to me, I've developed an enjoyment out of doing it to him. He's the only person I fart in front of, and the only person in the world who I'd stick my butt in their face to let one rip, LOL!!

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  • Gstar

    Farts are like kids, you love your own but can't stand anyone else's haha

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    • lol

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  • GodofWisdom

    It's not farting ON your hand, it is farting IN your hand and capturing to the journey to your olfactory.

    It is recommended to do this as a self check into your health. After cataloging thousands of aerial releases, I know when I do have an imminent health problem. You actually have to smell beyond the immediate aroma and dig through to the interior underlying.

    I did this once and was able to identify an oncoming bout of diverticulitis. One day later I was bent over in pain and got was given anti-biotic to quell it.

    So in conclusion, start the proper capturing of your farts and begin a library with thought. If needed, keep a log and write down the date and time and the particular traits of each one.

    Smart farting and long term diagnosis is the key to self well being.

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  • Rolex0

    Hell yeah

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  • Bariaara13

    I've done it before so i can't accuse, or whatever its called.

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  • wouldnt say its unnormal but id never do it. still a funny story nonetheless

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  • Akeem

    You people are hilarious and disgusting. I mean seriously people do stuff like this.

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  • dragonslayer

    throwin farts at people is fun

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  • Ffafarfart

    ive done that twice. I should more often, even though it absolutely reeks ten times worse when you sniff a fart thats been caught on your hand or finger. The fart only stays on your hand for a few seconds though. I bet the nebulous gases in space smell like hand-caught farts.

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  • karmasAbich

    I do this frequently!

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  • It gives me a giddy feeling.

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  • ncraig915

    That is hilarious. Unfortunatly I don't need to cup my farts in my hand in order to smell them (damn you, lactose intolerance!!) I think it'd be a special kind of vengence to throw it at people though.

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  • xXDiabolicXx

    hahahahahaha sfinkter..

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  • omgpuke

    fart stuff cracks me up.. im the only girl i know who will crack a nut b/c i am a totally shy person... keep to myself... but rip farts around anyone.. if i ever got the chance id rip a fart right up the queen's nose!

    and yes, im an adult..31 years old lol

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  • mizztootyfruity

    You're funny.

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  • Antitheist

    LOL sfinkter stinker sniffer. sphincter

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