Exposing myself at fast food drive through

Yup i would report the fuck out of you. Gotta be respectful of others and that's frankly not it. If there was willing people for example it would be quite fun but just doing it randomly like that..

I used to work at McDonald’s as a teenager and if anything like this happened at the store I worked at, we would’ve probably called the police or told you to leave. With that being said, fast food employees do NOT get paid enough to deal with this. Seriously, it’s mostly teenage kids or college students and that’s gross af.

It's all in fun, no big deal. They probably look forward to it. I had a hair stylist, who had her own shop, alone, who was a gorgeous, German blonde with a NY accent and sexy attitude. A few times, when it was just us in the shop and it was hot outside, she'd cool off and go topless, telling me we were friends, she didn't mind being topless or even naked, and she knew I'd "enjoy the show". Think I didn't look forward to at least the possibility of having my hair cut by a hot, naked blonde? It was all in fun, and, very arousing.

I once went to a Hawaiian party at Uni, but the only thing I had with Hawaiian print on it was a pair of boxers.

Like the idiot I was, instead of buying a shirt or something I just said "fuck it" and went to this party in just my Hawaiian-print boxers.

Needless to say everyone got very drunk and pulled my boxers down countless times over so numerous times everybody saw my scrawny arse, hairy bush and veiny, dangling cock.

The only difference was that I wasn't naked intentionally.

I kept my drink money in my shoes. I drank shots that night.

If you get drive through completely naked then that's alright since you're not trying to antagonise anyone, you're just being you. It's their problem if they have a problem with it, I know the law might say differently (depending on where you're from) but I'd disagree with it. But deliberately flashing a specific person is a bit fucked up.

They are right about you possibly getting arrested.
While most people would not mind seeing it, there are a few prudes out there who would shit a brick and call the cops.
By the time the cops got there though you would be long gone.
That is of course unless the dispatcher said something like, "Report of a young female at the drive through of McDonald's completely nude..."

THEN the cops would have their fat asses there in a heartbeat. I can hear tires screeching just imagining the scene. I mean damn, 1/2 the PD would be there. One would think it was a mass murder scene.

"No, no murder, just a young nude woman with a "killer" body.

You might get off though. Then so would they. HAAAAA HA HA HA HA.

I'm disappointed how uptight so many posters on here are.
You think a person's body is sick, gross as fuck, call the cops, etc.
I don't get it, it's just a person's body.
Yes some I find attractive and some I'm thinking damn, I'd be sorry if I looked that way.
But, it's only a person.
America got infected with this puritanical B.S. at the start and still holds to it.
I don't understand it, or you uptight posters.
I love being nude.

Awesome. Love the sense of adventure you have.

I went through McDonald's one time and masturbated at the request of a girlfriend 😂. The girl giving me my order didn't say anything but she looked pretty intently as to what I was doing. That time I wasn't nude tho. I had a dress on and showed her what I was doing 😂

Is totally normal... my Ex-gf once went naked to the cinema

I've also done that with husband in car. Found it exciting. Also filled car with gas while topless. Teased truckers on CB while topless and met a few at rest areas with husband and shared beers and conversation while topless. They claimed it made their day........NO DOUBT

Love watching videos of this kind of stuff

I've done this.

Here's the thing. Most of the people who say things here about being "free", or "liberated", or "having fun", it's all pure bullshit and pure selfishness. I've been out and about, in and out of every nook and cranny throughout the North East of our country. Needless to say, i've seen worse. So this is definitely just icing on a cake. But I tend to look at things from a family man's perspective, and nothing pisses me off more than people who "get off" by doing this sheer nonsense in public. Even if it was just a "prank", you risk harm to a lot of things. Work ethics, children, and most of all, yourself. Arousing strangers can only get you so far, do it enough times and you're gonna get in trouble one way or another.

I'm not usually this serious, but as a father who's had the dishonor of encountering college streakers on several occasions (one time with my son who was 4 at that time), nothing has infuriated me more than people who think they can get away by "selling the sex" to all the thirsty mutants on this planet. I'll never forget the time I had to sort a few of'em out myself. But i'd rather not comment on that.

If this was a joke, ya got me. Thanks for making me have to waste another stress tab.

Its fun in the beginning but painful in the end.

Like most people here said its only a matter of time before you get caught.

Yuck. May I never run into a female exhibitionist.

Your fetish is normal, but acting out on it in such a wild, and truly public manner is not.

I live in the ghetto and whenever someone, man or woman tried this and got caught, they got beat up. The cops here don't give a shit about the person getting beat up either, so it's not a good idea to do this.

Congratulations, you're well on your way to being arrested, and when it's all over you might be one of those who has to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life. If you're young and cute, and people think it's some sort of college prank you might get away with it a few times, but eventually if you continue you will get arrested!

Love to see you doing it

TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read) - Not normal, I approve, and you might cause some trouble.

My current personal opinion, skewed by being an emotional young male? I like your carefree, slightly-crazy attitude. It's almost like a cheesy porn scenario come true, and I'm sure many folks - both male and female - would/do secretly enjoy it. And plus, how much are people actually seeing?

My proposed objective reality, based on facts and experience?
It's possible the people at the drive-through think you have a mental illness, which may explain the friendliness. Do you acknowledge the exhibition to them?
Porn scenarios feel very different in real-life, ESPECIALLY when in a relationship. It's possible you are sending some men into therapy. If one of them has OCD, then it's basically guaranteed.
If it's women, and you are even remotely sexually attractive, then you could very easily be triggering some body image issues, jealousy, etc (saying this as someone who struggles with these issues).
Plus, it's illegal, called "indecent exposure".

A bit of a combination of objective and opinion?
Sounds a bit like Histrionic Personality Disorder, which is kind of awesome. Exhibitionist behavior, uncomfortable not being the center of attention, rash decisions and getting into risky situations, overly dramatic, easily influenced by others, and pride of own personality, viewing any change as a threat, among other things.

I suppose that's better than throwing your food back at the workers. Well, that is, depending on how you look naked.

Ok so - I assume this story is bull. But let us imagine it is not for a moment.

I would be a little shocked but would not complain if I saw you. Even if your body is less than ideal I would still be like "alright!" and be checking it out.

Do you at least wear shoes or flip flops though? I mean TOTALLY naked out and about isn't a good idea.