Explosive diahrea and projectile vomit at will

I wish I could projectile vomit and have explosive diahrrea but as something that I could control, like do it whenever I want as much as I want. I could like go in the hospital to the maternity ward and barf and shit on all the babies. Or like some kids are at the prom about to have their first kiss and I show up and just BLAST poop and vomit all over them. It would be like being a comic book villain.

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  • Rocketrain

    There's a phrace to describe that.
    Ummm. What it is...ah. right
    Fucked in the head..

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