Experience is a bitch

Experience is a bitch, in 99% of the cases most of my experiences are worth criticising, it's all about the past, experience is the worst teacher, I can learn to avoid it by studying experience without ever trying it. Experience means nothing but an instance of time to stress their faults (I'm pessimistic), if immoralism is thought to be wrong, then I won't be immoral the same way again. And if I experience being told what to do I'll never see the person again, if I experience warfare (in the future) from being the king, I'll never be the king again (I'll then aim up my shorts from my throne), if Christianity is fantasy I'll never be a Christian again, if my fantasies are getting broken I'll never indulge in fantasy again, but if I have a posh fantasy and everyone's loving it I'll continue daydreaming about it, so I'm getting rid of negative experiences, erasing them, criticising them, that's the essence of sageness, if some philosopher learns what it's like to be sprayed by a skunk (which stinks, it comes out of its anus), then I'll criticise everyone's experiences unless no one talks about them (no one ever talks about a delicious Vegemite, or a peaceful patriotism), in fact I will stop having experience, experience is a bitch, and I hate your experience and never have nor ever will try it and don't ever like to try it, I hate the trouble the radicals get into, is that normal?

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  • LloydAsher

    Or you could be a sociopath. Sociopaths tend to not learn from mistakes. Besides that you could just be the garden variety of stupid.

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    • Hansberger

      Maybe, but I've been reading, then after that avoiding negative experiences (and making a few mistakes, such as those strange conversations on Facebook, believe me they scare my friends, e.g. the atheist society, my brother, who calls himself an atheist, is afraid to talk about atheism, as everyone I talked to in this conversation is afraid to talk about it, what's with the shutting up? There's no reason, it's only because it's atheism, also, my brother Ashley didn't want to talk about atheism, he said he was going to bed, I talked to him again about atheism, saying he's a disgrace to the atheist nation, he asked where do I draw the line, do you think I draw the line? I even want you to be an atheist when you're sleeping!).

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  • IrishPotato

    If one doesn't take the opportunity to learn from experience, how does someone improve oneself?

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    • Hansberger

      I made a criticism of my bad experiences and decided to go safe.

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      • IrishPotato

        You got to take both. Life is both good and bad.

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  • IrishPotato

    Haaaans
    Welcome back my dude!

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    • Hansberger

      I got it all figured out: in with the good experiences, out with the negative experiences.

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  • Nikclaire

    I experience that this is hans.

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    • Hansberger

      And what a wonderful experience this is!

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