Evolution of nick-names

Might be entertaining to hear about some nick-names and how they are corrupted over time.

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  • I have so many names for my cat. Used to call him Riverbelly, then I started to call him River, then fluffle, Flufflebus, and finally Obezebaus. There are many more in between, not really sure how these developed. I also call him Beefers.

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    • My cat, Mister T- T-bone, Tea bag, Teeberson.
      My cat, Phoebe- Beefy. And she's really thin.
      My cat, Amber- Bambi, Amberscamps/Bamberscamps.
      My Dad's cat Flymow- Flobbox, Myflow.

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  • Oh dear! There was a boy at middle school who had a cyst on his forehead. His surname was Mole, so he was dubbed Molehill Man, unbeknownst to the teacher, who told him to stop making a mountain out of a molehill. Of course, hilarity ensued. Poor boy.

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  • My cat is named Miss Kitty. Then I started calling her Meat Kitty, then Meat, Meat Sac, Meat Bag, and Meet The Meat.

    What's funny is that I'm a vegetarian, so I don't know why I would lovingly refer to my own pet with such a degrading nickname as "Meat Sac".

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  • I like being called Al :)
    I get called a lot relating to Alice.. I'm waiting for someone to come up with an amazing nickname for meh.
    But I like it when everyone gives me a different one :P
    But yeh hah call me what you want.

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    • You can call me Betty.

      Hi Alvin. :)

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    • lice (named after the insect)
      malice
      phalice (named after phallus)
      calice (named after callous)
      celia (same letters from your name. named after cilia which means: hairlike structures on microscopic organelles)

      there. i just gave you a frame of reference. relative to those you should find amazingness in your next nickname by default

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    • Alicerooooooni ;)

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  • I had an Isa Brown hen named Caramel. Then I started calling her Carmal, then Curamel, then Curibelle.

    I also did this when I had a dog. Her name was Blackie, but I'd call her Blackles, then Blackuleas, then Black Attack, then the Blackness Monster.

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  • Well unlike high school where i somehow became fairly popular middle school was the opposite i was short for my age so the first year I was Stumpy Mc No Legs. Then came the realisation that my last name rhymed with cunt so that lasted a while.

    In High School I had a mate who thought I looked more like a John or Johnny than a sam we came up with a cheesy action hero name Johnny fever. next thing I know I'm known as Johhny Fever By pretty much everyone, it got to the point that I went skating one time and got asked if I wanted to go for a drink with this really cute scene girl I recognised from school who called me it thinking it was my actual name, she actually seemed dissapointed when she found out it wasn't

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    • Please forgive me for being insensitive, but I did find that amusing. Thanks for sharing,
      I used to get called Jesus at school because of my appearance.

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      • Don't worry you're not being insensitive at all :)

        I went through a jesus stage. I'd only just srarted to be able to grow a full beard so I was really growing it out and I had long hair. I got out of the bath one day and was freezing so I wrapped myself in a towel and got a blurry glimpse of myself in the steamed up mirror, it was a fat jesus.

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        • Aha! Fat Jesus has a ring to it. :)

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          • haha yeah. I felt temped to keep the hair just for that reason. Ive cut my hair, lost weight and only keep stubble since then (despite my pic, its old) unfortunatly overweight messy fauxhawk stubble jesus doesn't have the same ring to it....or make sense .hmmm..... actually I like it.

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  • I used to be called Issy but now I'm called sumac because I got poison sumac all over my face and sumac became a huge joke throughout my friends and she's a black hooker lesbian that has 100s of kids and doesn't wear clothes

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  • Dick Dickinson.

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  • Ah... I didn't really have a nickname until just recently...

    My name contains three syllables. My sister's name has two. In her nickname, the last syllable is removed and replaced with an "s". In my nickname, the last syllable is also removed and also replaced with an "s". But... It's still pretty long because it's still two parts unlike my sister's.

    Then, I changed it on my own by removing the first syllable and the "s".

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    • I actually realized that there aren't many nicknames in my life... at least with a few people, I've heard only one nickname from them.

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  • Most people call me an abbreviation of my birth name, which I no longer like. I wonder what they'll come up with once I get my named changed.

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  • Pff!

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  • I named my cat Buddy, so naturally, I call him Buddy the butt fucker, because this is the type of thing that amuses me. I call him B the Beef for short.

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  • My parents' dog is called Chicco, so I call her Chicago, and from that, I also call her Cargo Pants. :)

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  • Most people just call me "E." I guess that is the only shortened way to say my name. My dad has called me E for as long as I can remember. I don't know why. Its weird to have someone who you don't know that well call you by your nickname. Nick names are usually pretty lame.

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  • Back when I was a roady, I as known as Packrat, because if someone needed something, I probably had one in my kit.
    I've not really had a nick name since I left the music business, at least one people called me to my face. However, I'm sure many of my crew had some choice names for me, at times, that I never heard.

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