I was actually awarded with a trophy at birth for how much I hate racism. The whole hospital applauded. The nurses shed a tear for how beautiful of an addition to my community I would become. Hillary Clinton was there
When I came out of the womb the doctor said I was born with the heart of a lesbian and the only thing bigger than my huge honking dong is my passion for women’s rights
As a true LGBT ally I kiss all homosexual men very gently and romantically, my wife nods her head in approval during this btw
Everyone here is a dumbfuck?
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I was actually awarded with a trophy at birth for how much I hate racism. The whole hospital applauded. The nurses shed a tear for how beautiful of an addition to my community I would become. Hillary Clinton was there
When I came out of the womb the doctor said I was born with the heart of a lesbian and the only thing bigger than my huge honking dong is my passion for women’s rights
As a true LGBT ally I kiss all homosexual men very gently and romantically, my wife nods her head in approval during this btw
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"Hillary Clinton was there."
Love that line.
I heard all of that in my head in a Russian accent.
You're hilarious! Lemme hear another one 😻
This is amazing. Write a book.
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Pretty sure it was in Hillary's memoir