Ever masturbated at work/school

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  • Do you get bonus points if you work at a school? Not that I do… I was just wondering about it.

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  • Multiple times. Including one time that I am definitely going to hell for.

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    • This is one of those sentences that somehow gets way worse if you replace "hell" with "prison".

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    • Go you!

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      • Heh! Tell that to the disabled person rapping on the disabled toilet door because they were starting to get desperate for relief. Mind you, so was I, and all that rapping was kind of offputting. Not that I could explain this in any sensible fashion without being seen as the bad guy. Which I kind of was.

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        • Man you're bad haha

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          • Underneath the "saint dappled" image lies a heart of purest darkness. One day I'm going to pee off a roof and I don't even care if people are walking below.

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            • Meh that's not so bad actually. I once shat all over a public bathroom when I had the runs. An older gentleman in his 70's then used the restroom and my dad heard him yell WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE !!! To say the least I'm not very welcome there anymore.

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      • We're in bed together, and what we're doing is posting on IIN. Is this a) pathetic or b) awesome?

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    • Hmmm....
      hhmmMMMHMHM. >8}

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  • used to rub one out in class all the time;) amazing feeling knowing anyone could see at anytime

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  • Look… you offered me the option of "pie", so I was incapable of answering this truthfully. We both know who's to blame here.

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  • What if i were a porn star?

    Wouldn't this be some kind of conflict of interest with your question?

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  • Both at the same time. I'm a teacher.... god those little fuckers can scream.

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  • How about while driving. Hehe I used to have sex in school though. Do I win?

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  • yes like i said

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  • I'm right there with Avant-Garde, only in my home and nowhere else.

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  • Only in the privacy of my home...

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  • i have at work and at school when i was still in school that is yeah

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  • actually AT school or work, no.
    In my old college dorm room, or in my rack when I was deployed... yep.

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  • No.

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  • School? Yes. Work? No.

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  • Both, each time for a dare. Isn't that what cubicles in empty bathrooms are for?

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  • Wait... I chose niether, but i did masturbate at military school. It was at night when everyone was asleep in their racks. So i guess that counts really.

    I had sex in school a couple of times, but that wasn't what you asked, so i guess im just bragging.

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  • I'll admit - with a touch of shame - I have before at school. Although it was as much out of boredom as anything else, I guess :P

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  • BITCH PLEASE! I do it so much at work, it's like I get paid for it.

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  • I have at both. Sex at *a* school, though it wasn't mine, but never had sex at work. Sometimes ya just get the itch, I s'pose!

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  • I have no sexual organs. I'm trying not to take this personally, but I don't appreciate you making a joke of the matter.

    *cries*

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  • I am masturbating at work right now.

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  • No. Only the laundry room.

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