Ever masturbated at work/school

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Work	11
School	10
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I have no sexual organs so i cannont masutbate	2
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OswaldCobblepot

11 years ago

Do you get bonus points if you work at a school? Not that I do… I was just wondering about it.

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dappled

11 years ago

Multiple times. Including one time that I am definitely going to hell for.

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- VioletTrees
  
  11 years ago
  
  This is one of those sentences that somehow gets way worse if you replace "hell" with "prison".
  
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- OswaldCobblepot
  
  11 years ago
  
  Go you!
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    Heh! Tell that to the disabled person rapping on the disabled toilet door because they were starting to get desperate for relief. Mind you, so was I, and all that rapping was kind of offputting. Not that I could explain this in any sensible fashion without being seen as the bad guy. Which I kind of was.
    
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    - Failedcasanova
      
      11 years ago
      
      Man you're bad haha
      
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      - dappled
        
        11 years ago
        
        Underneath the "saint dappled" image lies a heart of purest darkness. One day I'm going to pee off a roof and I don't even care if people are walking below.
        
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        Failedcasanova
        
        11 years ago
        
        Meh that's not so bad actually. I once shat all over a public bathroom when I had the runs. An older gentleman in his 70's then used the restroom and my dad heard him yell WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE !!! To say the least I'm not very welcome there anymore.
        
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  - VioletTrees
    
    11 years ago
    
    We're in bed together, and what we're doing is posting on IIN. Is this a) pathetic or b) awesome?
    
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    - OswaldCobblepot
      
      11 years ago
      
      Can't it be both?
      
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      - VioletTrees
        
        11 years ago
        
        Just like everything we do together. ♥
        
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- RaNdOmPoPcOrN
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hmmm....
  hhmmMMMHMHM. >8}
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    :O Stop listening at the door while I'm doing bad things!
    
    Come inside! :P
    
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    - RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      
      11 years ago
      
      Well duh.
      Of course i'll cum inside! =P
      
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      - dappled
        
        11 years ago
        
        Sometimes popcorn is sweet but on this occasion she is definitely salty. Bad PoppyCorn! :P
        
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        RaNdOmPoPcOrN
        
        11 years ago
        
        Naughty me.... =P
        
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        RaNdOmPoPcOrN
        
        11 years ago
        
        *raises eyebrows* Hmmm....mmmmhmhmmm.....
        
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bostonpuckbunny37

11 years ago

used to rub one out in class all the time;) amazing feeling knowing anyone could see at anytime

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OswaldCobblepot

11 years ago

Look… you offered me the option of "pie", so I was incapable of answering this truthfully. We both know who's to blame here.

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NotStrangeBird

11 years ago

What if i were a porn star?

Wouldn't this be some kind of conflict of interest with your question?

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SwampDonkey

11 years ago

Both at the same time. I'm a teacher.... god those little fuckers can scream.

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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

How about while driving. Hehe I used to have sex in school though. Do I win?

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cigs

11 years ago

yes like i said

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Anime7

11 years ago

I'm right there with Avant-Garde, only in my home and nowhere else.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Only in the privacy of my home...

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

i have at work and at school when i was still in school that is yeah

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Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

11 years ago

actually AT school or work, no.
In my old college dorm room, or in my rack when I was deployed... yep.

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- Failedcasanova
  
  11 years ago
  
  You've served in the military ?
  
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  - Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    
    11 years ago
    
    yep.
    
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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

No.

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

School? Yes. Work? No.

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Dee(M)

11 years ago

Both, each time for a dare. Isn't that what cubicles in empty bathrooms are for?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Wait... I chose niether, but i did masturbate at military school. It was at night when everyone was asleep in their racks. So i guess that counts really.

I had sex in school a couple of times, but that wasn't what you asked, so i guess im just bragging.

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dom180

11 years ago

I'll admit - with a touch of shame - I have before at school. Although it was as much out of boredom as anything else, I guess :P

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- RaNdOmPoPcOrN
  
  11 years ago
  
  >8} Pedo ray approves
  
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  - shuggy-chan
    
    11 years ago
    
    Pffft, u can't be a pedo at 17
    
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    - RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      
      11 years ago
      
      stop stalking me you stalker!
      or i will randomly pop in your corn
      
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      - shuggy-chan
        
        11 years ago
        
        then ill butter that popped corn for you
        
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        RaNdOmPoPcOrN
        
        11 years ago
        
        please do >8}
        
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jucedaguy

11 years ago

BITCH PLEASE! I do it so much at work, it's like I get paid for it.

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PumpkinKate

11 years ago

I have at both. Sex at *a* school, though it wasn't mine, but never had sex at work. Sometimes ya just get the itch, I s'pose!

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charli.m

11 years ago

I have no sexual organs. I'm trying not to take this personally, but I don't appreciate you making a joke of the matter.

*cries*

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- Phycokitty
  
  11 years ago
  
  awe you can borrow myn if you want
  
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Justsomejerk

11 years ago

I am masturbating at work right now.

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- dirtybirdy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Good job. Is the jerk...I mean work hard?
  
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  - Justsomejerk
    
    11 years ago
    
    The work is now flaccid.
    
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NotFloydzie

11 years ago

No. Only the laundry room.

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