Ever masturbated at work/school

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  • OswaldCobblepot
    10 years ago | pl

    Do you get bonus points if you work at a school? Not that I do… I was just wondering about it.

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  • dappled
    10 years ago | pl

    Multiple times. Including one time that I am definitely going to hell for.

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    • VioletTrees
      10 years ago | pl

      This is one of those sentences that somehow gets way worse if you replace "hell" with "prison".

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    • OswaldCobblepot
      10 years ago | pl

      Go you!

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        Heh! Tell that to the disabled person rapping on the disabled toilet door because they were starting to get desperate for relief. Mind you, so was I, and all that rapping was kind of offputting. Not that I could explain this in any sensible fashion without being seen as the bad guy. Which I kind of was.

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        • Failedcasanova
          10 years ago | pl

          Man you're bad haha

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          • dappled
            10 years ago | pl

            Underneath the "saint dappled" image lies a heart of purest darkness. One day I'm going to pee off a roof and I don't even care if people are walking below.

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            • Failedcasanova
              10 years ago | pl

              Meh that's not so bad actually. I once shat all over a public bathroom when I had the runs. An older gentleman in his 70's then used the restroom and my dad heard him yell WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE !!! To say the least I'm not very welcome there anymore.

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      • VioletTrees
        10 years ago | pl

        We're in bed together, and what we're doing is posting on IIN. Is this a) pathetic or b) awesome?

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    • RaNdOmPoPcOrN
      10 years ago | pl

      Hmmm....
      hhmmMMMHMHM. >8}

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  • bostonpuckbunny37
    10 years ago | pl

    used to rub one out in class all the time;) amazing feeling knowing anyone could see at anytime

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  • OswaldCobblepot
    10 years ago | pl

    Look… you offered me the option of "pie", so I was incapable of answering this truthfully. We both know who's to blame here.

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  • NotStrangeBird
    10 years ago | pl

    What if i were a porn star?

    Wouldn't this be some kind of conflict of interest with your question?

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  • SwampDonkey
    10 years ago | pl

    Both at the same time. I'm a teacher.... god those little fuckers can scream.

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    How about while driving. Hehe I used to have sex in school though. Do I win?

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  • cigs
    10 years ago | pl

    yes like i said

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  • Anime7
    10 years ago | pl

    I'm right there with Avant-Garde, only in my home and nowhere else.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago | pl

    Only in the privacy of my home...

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    i have at work and at school when i was still in school that is yeah

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    10 years ago | pl

    actually AT school or work, no.
    In my old college dorm room, or in my rack when I was deployed... yep.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago | pl

    No.

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  • VioletTrees
    10 years ago | pl

    School? Yes. Work? No.

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  • Dee(M)
    10 years ago | pl

    Both, each time for a dare. Isn't that what cubicles in empty bathrooms are for?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago | pl

    Wait... I chose niether, but i did masturbate at military school. It was at night when everyone was asleep in their racks. So i guess that counts really.

    I had sex in school a couple of times, but that wasn't what you asked, so i guess im just bragging.

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  • dom180
    10 years ago | pl

    I'll admit - with a touch of shame - I have before at school. Although it was as much out of boredom as anything else, I guess :P

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  • jucedaguy
    10 years ago | pl

    BITCH PLEASE! I do it so much at work, it's like I get paid for it.

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  • PumpkinKate
    10 years ago | pl

    I have at both. Sex at *a* school, though it wasn't mine, but never had sex at work. Sometimes ya just get the itch, I s'pose!

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago | pl

    I have no sexual organs. I'm trying not to take this personally, but I don't appreciate you making a joke of the matter.

    *cries*

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  • Justsomejerk
    10 years ago | pl

    I am masturbating at work right now.

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  • NotFloydzie
    10 years ago | pl

    No. Only the laundry room.

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