Most of my fights were in school but there was a few i've been in as an adult, one of the last one's I was in was when I unknowingly beat up a guy high on cocaine.
I was at my great grand uncle on my mothers side's house. He would sell his pain pills since he didn't need them that often, he was in the bath/shower when his phone rang so I answered. Person was very rude & the call ended with him threatening to come over so I waited outside & played on my phone for about 40 minutes.
A car pulls in with 2 people in it so I stand up & jump off the porch, driver was just sitting there while the guy in the passenger seat was doing something. Passenger comes out while driver stays in the car, passenger is about 100lb's smaller & 4 inches shorter then me.
He starts yelling at me while I just stand there & smile like a douchebag, he runs full sprint into me like a sumo wrestler & starts throwing rabbit punches while (I shit you not) all I do is bear hug him & lean forward landing on top of him.
Fight was pretty much over after that, a few slaps from me here & there but it was mostly done. About 3 weeks later when I was visiting again the driver came back over to buy pills & told me about how his friend was talking shit the whole drive over about how he's going to kick (insert great grand uncle's name) retard nephew's ass just to get bitch slapped by a "fat, autistic, man-child"(<- didn't really call me that but I know that's what he was thinking) after snorting a line of coke on the dash board.
I first read that wrong and thought you fought your great grand uncle. That’s a hilarious mental image though of you slowly lowering him to the ground.
Thats always funny when that happens and they realize you're alot bigger. Had a road incident where dude was bright lighting me honking and cursing at me I got out at an intersection walked to his car and immediately realised ohhhh hes a little guy... he went from saying "Ill slap the shit out you boy!" to saying "im'o call the sheriff!".
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Most of my fights were in school but there was a few i've been in as an adult, one of the last one's I was in was when I unknowingly beat up a guy high on cocaine.
I was at my great grand uncle on my mothers side's house. He would sell his pain pills since he didn't need them that often, he was in the bath/shower when his phone rang so I answered. Person was very rude & the call ended with him threatening to come over so I waited outside & played on my phone for about 40 minutes.
A car pulls in with 2 people in it so I stand up & jump off the porch, driver was just sitting there while the guy in the passenger seat was doing something. Passenger comes out while driver stays in the car, passenger is about 100lb's smaller & 4 inches shorter then me.
He starts yelling at me while I just stand there & smile like a douchebag, he runs full sprint into me like a sumo wrestler & starts throwing rabbit punches while (I shit you not) all I do is bear hug him & lean forward landing on top of him.
Fight was pretty much over after that, a few slaps from me here & there but it was mostly done. About 3 weeks later when I was visiting again the driver came back over to buy pills & told me about how his friend was talking shit the whole drive over about how he's going to kick (insert great grand uncle's name) retard nephew's ass just to get bitch slapped by a "fat, autistic, man-child"(<- didn't really call me that but I know that's what he was thinking) after snorting a line of coke on the dash board.
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I first read that wrong and thought you fought your great grand uncle. That’s a hilarious mental image though of you slowly lowering him to the ground.
Thats always funny when that happens and they realize you're alot bigger. Had a road incident where dude was bright lighting me honking and cursing at me I got out at an intersection walked to his car and immediately realised ohhhh hes a little guy... he went from saying "Ill slap the shit out you boy!" to saying "im'o call the sheriff!".