Ever been in a street fight?

Tell me your best streetfight story. Doesnt matter if you got your ass smashed.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Most of my fights were in school but there was a few i've been in as an adult, one of the last one's I was in was when I unknowingly beat up a guy high on cocaine.
    I was at my great grand uncle on my mothers side's house. He would sell his pain pills since he didn't need them that often, he was in the bath/shower when his phone rang so I answered. Person was very rude & the call ended with him threatening to come over so I waited outside & played on my phone for about 40 minutes.
    A car pulls in with 2 people in it so I stand up & jump off the porch, driver was just sitting there while the guy in the passenger seat was doing something. Passenger comes out while driver stays in the car, passenger is about 100lb's smaller & 4 inches shorter then me.
    He starts yelling at me while I just stand there & smile like a douchebag, he runs full sprint into me like a sumo wrestler & starts throwing rabbit punches while (I shit you not) all I do is bear hug him & lean forward landing on top of him.
    Fight was pretty much over after that, a few slaps from me here & there but it was mostly done. About 3 weeks later when I was visiting again the driver came back over to buy pills & told me about how his friend was talking shit the whole drive over about how he's going to kick (insert great grand uncle's name) retard nephew's ass just to get bitch slapped by a "fat, autistic, man-child"(<- didn't really call me that but I know that's what he was thinking) after snorting a line of coke on the dash board.

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    • SkullsNRoses

      I first read that wrong and thought you fought your great grand uncle. That’s a hilarious mental image though of you slowly lowering him to the ground.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Thats always funny when that happens and they realize you're alot bigger. Had a road incident where dude was bright lighting me honking and cursing at me I got out at an intersection walked to his car and immediately realised ohhhh hes a little guy... he went from saying "Ill slap the shit out you boy!" to saying "im'o call the sheriff!".

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  • LloydAsher

    Didnt get into one. Avoided it constantly. Best way to avoid getting the shit kicked out of you was to avoid it.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    2 day of highschool as a freshman I see my younger smaller neighbor getting pushed into the girls bathroom by two larger dude I didnt know why so I cant remember what I said or did but I either pushed him or cussed or something because the teachers came and we had to go to the office. I was at that point suspended the next day but I was allowed to finish the day first. Then those 2 dudes came up to me in my last class that happened to be in gym class ans they came up with the full football team. Apparently they were football players but I remember standing on the bleachers and they were like yo do something now you aint gonna do shit. The guy that I had gotten into it with was right infront of me saying "hit me I dare you" and the other guy was like YOU WONT HIT EM. So I hit him and all hell broke lose I just remember being pulled by my ahirt afterwards and people trying to hit me but everyone fuckin missed. Kind of got slung around and pushed abit. Came out fine. The football coach was the gym teacher and broke it up. Ended up getting suspended for 5 days. Everyone in gym class thought it was funny though that the guy literally begged me to punch him and got punched right in the nose like an idiot. He couldnt even bust a grape with 10 of his butt buddies by his side. I definitely came out better than him and it was just me

    Its a very anti climatic story now that I write it but this is long and I didnt wanna type all this for notbing

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    • SkullsNRoses

      A friend of mine had a similar thing happen at a house party, some drunk hipster twat was being rude to her then begged her to punch him so she socked him right in the face and broke his nose. Apparently he was aghast that he had been decked after literally begging for it. Stupidity on both sides of the pond.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Thats why I never even get in someones face or let them get in punching distance to me in a heated argument. Something similar happened to me that year where I expected we were gonna argue and dude just hauled off and hit me as soon as I stepped near him. I came out very poorly out of that one but I learned from it lol

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  • Rocketrain

    School days we had a fight with another school nearly 200 hundred students in front of a different private institution. That was epic no one know why you are fighting lol. It was the funniest shit. I felt like Bruce Lee kicked some ass and didn't get my ass kicked. Felt like a king.
    And, one time, slightly drunk with bunch of friends who are really drink. One who is so wasted messed up with a guy, who was a member of a hockey team ( not ice hockey ) so last thing I remember, at least 15 men with fucking hockey bats, charging on us. Gotta say, getting beaten up is hurt. Lol. We got so beat up by those guys, I even lost my shirt. I was shirtless in the hospital while my drunk friend who started it is passed out next to me. That was the last time I decided to be in a fight. It was years ago. Now if I even see someone else's fight, I just walk away with my ear phones on..

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  • I think the last fight I had I was about 17. Guy put his hands on my buddy's throat and I put my hand between them to separate them. He pushed me, I pushed him harder, he fell. He got up, punched me in the face, I grab him, overpower him, go to smash his face against the brick wall, he ducks out of it, I throw him to the ground, get on top of him, and start punching him in the face while someone from his group kicks me in the face. His buddy realizes his kicks to my face aren't doing so well to stop me other than my ability to do math so now he stops and runs to get more people. I then realize the dude I'm laying into is screaming for me to stop and then I stop as soon as I realize this.

    No idea if I've still got that energy in me as an adult but I am in the best shape of my life, sooooo.

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  • bigbudchonger

    I was on a load of benzos at one point and I was probably dribbling. Anyway, these asian guys came up to me and were like "you're dribbling", and I thought they were just taking the piss. So I said, "if I'm dribbling then you're fucking retarded". Anyway, they all jumped me and my mate and I got the shit kicked out of me lol.

    Another fight I refereed in school was between the two best fighters in our school and one of them fly kicked the other into a window and later he ended up breaking his hand; that was some mad shit. And in another one this guy got upper cut and part of his tooth flew out.

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  • Tommythecaty

    A few bar fights in my 20’s.

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  • Somenormie

    No I don't get into one, it's just crackheads in my street who want to fight me for no reason.

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