Wait for the right moment and call in your wife for a quick chat, stay calm and collected when she enters the room, then open up your hand and give her a sharp brisk slap across the face, do this 3 or 4 times, then let it all out with words like BITCH, STUPID, FUCKING, CUNT... have a double whisky before hand if that helps
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Wait for the right moment and call in your wife for a quick chat, stay calm and collected when she enters the room, then open up your hand and give her a sharp brisk slap across the face, do this 3 or 4 times, then let it all out with words like BITCH, STUPID, FUCKING, CUNT... have a double whisky before hand if that helps