Eating spoonfuls of mayonaisse makes me sick, is it normal?

I have a similar problem when I lick my ten year old ladyboy wife's bumhole

So don't do it, fucktard.

If it makes you sick don't do it.

Yes. Its not a main course its called a condiment

Then why are you doing it? It's only meant to be used in small amounts on food, not in big spoon-fulls by itself.

Two litres of coke won't do your stomach any good either. It's normal that much mayo makes you feel ill, but not normal to keep doing it if that's the result

It's mostly oil so what do you expect?

head to dollarstore immediately

The mayo may be old. Buy a new jar.