Eating breakfast on the toilet

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I'm a slow shitter, don't have time in the morning for both.

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Based on 12 votes (4 yes)
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  • odilo_globotnik
    6 years ago

    Maybe you'll get some obscure brain disease and you'll start eating your shit and flushing your breakfast down the toilet.

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    B-b-b-baka! Only my secret group of elite Chinese monks are allowed to secretly practice the sacred art of shitting and eating at the same time.

    It's YIN and YANG, and I find you GUILTY of cultural appropriation!!! Better hope you're a chink.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Not normal, but kinda funny, and gross.

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    • Alichael
      6 years ago

      It's totally disgusting. If someone doesn't have time to both eat and shit in the morning, they should then set their alarm for 15 minutes earlier. Either that or just eat in the car, or bus on way to work.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Well, the good news is that it's just OP's problem. It's not like he or she will be barging in anyone's breakfast nook and taking a most unwelcome dump on the floor like some sort of guilerra dumping exercise. ☺

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        • Alichael
          6 years ago

          He'd be like a gorilla if he did that, I won't let monkeys into my apartment. No 🐵🐒.

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