Dudes, how do you normally deal with morning wood?
Let's just say I'm trying to masturbate less often...
Wait for it to fade | 30 | |
Fap, sex | 40 | |
Cold shower | 4 | |
It just goes away soon enough to not care | 37 | |
Something different | 17 |
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Let's just say I'm trying to masturbate less often...
Wait for it to fade | 30 | |
Fap, sex | 40 | |
Cold shower | 4 | |
It just goes away soon enough to not care | 37 | |
Something different | 17 |
Hold up, hold up. Let's not be too ambitious now - I think 30 seconds is pushing the boat out.
I never understood why people are so amazed at Usain Bolt finishing the 100m in under ten seconds but when I ejaculate in under ten seconds I have to sleep on the sofa. Where's my fucking medal!?
Be happy it is a sign that you are healthy. One day you will struggle to get it up.
Just jack it. Why masturbate less? I prefer to masturbate more. I like feeling good.
Slap it around and beat the ever living by Jesus out of it and show it whose boss.
Problem solved.
I just pretend that I am playing a game of Quidditch and ride that sucker to the bathroom to aim the balls for the bowl
I either wait for it to sag while thinking about more important stuff or go take a piss. If I'm super-lazy and laying stomach-down then I have a habit of rubbing it on the mattress below.
You left "call a phone sex line" off the list: common resource for men who wake up aroused
Slam it in the old lady's ass , cunt or mouth cum dumpsters.
Problem solved