Drinking a coffee any way i see fit

I should binge drink on two cups of coffee, not one, I don't see the morally "wrong" in it, my new religion, Ishikism, doesn't have a controlling power therefore I can invent my own rules in my own way, which mainly applies to me.

Therefore I should wake from being almost asleep and drink coffee in a 32nd of a minute (5 seconds), and when drinking the last droplet I should make another one 3 seconds later and drink it.

Then I should write, or keep busy and watch my favorite movie on my Tubi app and be involved with what everything every time of my life is all about. You do this by having copious amounts of caffeine and not drinking port in the middle of the night.

Wouldn't you do this while deprived of wokenness?