Does anyone else hate nonsensical answers?

I used to fed a stray cat that would wander into my backyard, but a god damn possum starting to come to eat the food so I had to stop doing it. Damn ugly possums are, did I ever tell you about the time I went to the market and Ol' Jon was working the deli counter and he had this hat he used to wear said it was possum he shot himself but it didnt look nothing like possum to me, I swear it was coon he done shot, he said otherwise. Coons used to get in the back porch when I was just a youngin and my old man used to chase them critters away by banging pots together, but then he called them black fellers that worked in the quarry coons as well so I got confused as all hell at this. Anyway where were we? Oh right naked pictures, yeh just send me a private message about naked pictures and we can play swords or whatever you like. Dont matter none to me.