"Gary"
Every guy that I have met named "Gary" has had a very unique personality, which sucks because I think people with unique personalities shouldn't have such a lame name as "Gary".
And "Joe"
I prefer to call them "Joey" or "Joseph". "Joe" is a fat construction worker that is 48, greasy, balding and single. He whistles at cute girls and drives a big old rusted GMC Sierra to his apartment in the middle of downtown Hellsburg where he plops onto the couch, cracks open his 18th beer of the day and watches "Ice Road Truckers" wishing he was one of those guys because they are the "true American heroes". Yeah, I've thought this through.
Does a name make a difference?
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"Gary"
Every guy that I have met named "Gary" has had a very unique personality, which sucks because I think people with unique personalities shouldn't have such a lame name as "Gary".
And "Joe"
I prefer to call them "Joey" or "Joseph". "Joe" is a fat construction worker that is 48, greasy, balding and single. He whistles at cute girls and drives a big old rusted GMC Sierra to his apartment in the middle of downtown Hellsburg where he plops onto the couch, cracks open his 18th beer of the day and watches "Ice Road Truckers" wishing he was one of those guys because they are the "true American heroes". Yeah, I've thought this through.
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Every Gary I have met is an ass