Do you wash inside your ass

I use wipes for that area, they are way better than toilet paper

Only when I'm regularly taking it in the ass

The best way to do it is too shit out a massive turd so the water splashes up your crackhole

i have a team on call in hazmat suits with firehoses & scrub brushes for that

reminiscent of that one scene from silkwood

The inner cheeks is as far as I go.

I wrap a dildo in steel wool and go as deep as I can until I reach stomach bile

I like to keep my ass washed good in case I find some cuck

Yes I stick my soapy finger inside lol

No. I don't want to take my own virginity.

Yes, and you know what, I do go knuckle deep. Own it like a man.
I just like having a clean ass, call me weird.

There are things that can be bought from many places that can screw on to a handheld shower hose and it pretty much will do the cleaning for you but you may end up on the toilet for awhile to get it all out of your system. Lol. About the same as using a massengill in your ass, I would assume.

Bidets are a thing. A nice thing too.

Real facts though it depends on if you are planning to get your ass eaten or not. Lil poop on a phallus doesn't surprise anyone.