When my husband gets his CPA and starts making an ACCOUNTANT'S salary, I am going to have him buy me a house and a brand new car. Once I have some good stocks and bonds bought off of his money, I am going to take his ass to court, take all he has got, and fucking leave him in the road with a sign that says "Will do accounting for toilet paper" because by the time I am through with this bitch, he won't have two pennies to wipe his ass with, let alone, rub together.
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When my husband gets his CPA and starts making an ACCOUNTANT'S salary, I am going to have him buy me a house and a brand new car. Once I have some good stocks and bonds bought off of his money, I am going to take his ass to court, take all he has got, and fucking leave him in the road with a sign that says "Will do accounting for toilet paper" because by the time I am through with this bitch, he won't have two pennies to wipe his ass with, let alone, rub together.
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Super cereal, you guyz.
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NOBODY BELIEVES ME BUT I'M SUPER CEREAL.
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MANBEARPIG! SUPER CEREAL!