I can't. I'm sorry, I just can't. By having an offspring due to my perfect genes a child will be born who may well be prettier than me that later goes on to challenge my place as ruler of Duztopia. If that was to happen there would be a great war, a war of epic prettiness proportions, one the world may never survive from.
So for those valid and reasonable reasons, I must decline.
Do you want to make babies with me?
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I can't. I'm sorry, I just can't. By having an offspring due to my perfect genes a child will be born who may well be prettier than me that later goes on to challenge my place as ruler of Duztopia. If that was to happen there would be a great war, a war of epic prettiness proportions, one the world may never survive from.
So for those valid and reasonable reasons, I must decline.
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I dont know why anyone downvoted this. I found it amusing.
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I think they find me selfish for not giving the world the chance to be blessed with an even better version of the Duz. :/
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Well, there are only two possibilities:
1) Your wife
2) Your relatives