Do you want to make babies with me?

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Do you want to make babies with me?

What do you say?

Yes! 20
No! 25
I don't know. Maybe. 5
WTF! Expose yourself. 24
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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago

    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    No

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  • gummy_jr
    8 years ago

    I'm pretty sure you don't want half gummy bear/half human babies /:

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    we gots maude lebowski over here

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  • AlleyCat4MissHairyLoveKitten
    8 years ago

    Yes if your girl with hairy pussy ..mmmmm

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      So you love hairy pussies, eh?

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      • AlleyCat4MissHairyLoveKitten
        8 years ago

        Yes that is turn on for me seriously

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      • Ace9
        8 years ago

        FUCK YEAH! Would u rather a bald one?
        http://www.cat-breed-info.com/images/donskoy.jpg

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Only if we can feed them to our dogs when they start making loud crying noises and smelly green shit.

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  • Riddler
    8 years ago

    How do I know our parts click up (Male/Female), you dont even state what sex you are, how would we know if we are able to help you make babies?

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    At the moment, my sperm is not for sale.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Nope.

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  • iEatZombies_
    8 years ago

    Sure. We'll make them out of peanut butter and then eat them. =)
    Nom.

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  • KeddersPrincess
    8 years ago

    Can I raise them to be evil?

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      When the Devil is too busy, and death's a bit too much.
      They call on me, by name you see, for my special touch.

      To the gentlement I'm Miss Fortune. To the ladies I'm Sir Prize. But call me by anyname. Anyway it's all the saaaaame.

      And it's so easy when you're evil. This is the life, you see. The Devil tips his hat to me. I do it all because I'm evil, and I do it all for free. Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

      I'm the fear that keeps you awake. I'm the shadows on the wall. I'm the monsters they become. I'm the nightmare in your skill. I'm a dagger in your back, an extra turn on the rack. I'm the quivering of your hear. A stabbin pain, a sudden start.

      ...It gets so lonely...Being evil. What I'd do to see a smile, even for a little while. And no one loves you when you're evil...
      ...I'm lying through my teeth! Your tears are all the company I need!

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      • KeddersPrincess
        8 years ago

        Where does that come from? I like it. :)

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA
          ^_^

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          • iEatZombies_
            8 years ago

            Been a long time such I'd seen Voltaire's name. Nobody else I know knows who that is. lol.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago

    May I chop them up, cook them, and feed them to clueless people?

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    Go on... ;)

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  • Angelmikeal0
    8 years ago

    Depends, Do I Have To Take Responsibility For The Kid Like College Fund, Feeding, If No Then Am In.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I can't. I'm sorry, I just can't. By having an offspring due to my perfect genes a child will be born who may well be prettier than me that later goes on to challenge my place as ruler of Duztopia. If that was to happen there would be a great war, a war of epic prettiness proportions, one the world may never survive from.

    So for those valid and reasonable reasons, I must decline.

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    • Riddler
      8 years ago

      I dont know why anyone downvoted this. I found it amusing.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        I think they find me selfish for not giving the world the chance to be blessed with an even better version of the Duz. :/

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        • omghahahawasbanned
          8 years ago

          Well, there are only two possibilities:
          1) Your wife
          2) Your relatives

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