Do you think you'd make a good queen?

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So if you had to step up and be queen to all the people, do you think you'd be a good queen?

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago | pl

    Can I stay a king?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      Queenofcarrotflowers doesn't seem to have quite the ring to it as kingofcarrotflowers, so yes, you shall remain king. Hmmmm.. I see that you've transformed in to a golden color now. WHO ARE YOU?!

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      • kingofcarrotflowers
        8 years ago | pl

        YAY! \(0∆0)/

        I, I am an all powerful morphing king!!!

        MwahahahahahahaMWAHAHA

        * coughs *

        * shifts eyes and leaves before dramatic impact dwindles *

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago | pl

          EEK!

          ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3

          *hides under sofa*

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    • howaminotmyself
      8 years ago | pl

      The carrot flowers need their king!

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago | pl

    Yes, very much so. And I would be fair and just.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago | pl

    Pfft, I'm already there, baby! *Sassy walk*

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago | pl

      Mmm mmm mmm

      Swing those hips

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago | pl

        Swingin' 'em, bebbeh! I got the whole queen wave thing going down too, although it's more like the hand thing Beyonce does in her Single ladies song. ;)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      You owned that walk, girl! But seriously, you'd look good in drag, just saying. XD

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago | pl

        You know what, I ain't 'een gonna deny that. ;)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago | pl

          All hail Queen ItDuz!

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          • [Old Memory]
            8 years ago | pl

            *Does queen's wave*

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago | pl

    Dynamite with a laser beam.

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago | pl

      so your a killer queen?

      And that is the first thing i thought. but IDK, birdy you tell me if i would make a good queen

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2zNIdflBjk

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago | pl

      Guaranteed to blow your mind.

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    • Avant-Garde
      8 years ago | pl

      You'll be a hit among your people.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    Actually, I think I would make a good queen!

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago | pl

    Yes! But I'd soon bankrupt the country putting dessert bars in all the gyms.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago | pl

    I've a bit too much facial hair to be a queen. I think drag queens should look at least a little bit feminine.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      Oh now now. Don't be so hard on yourself. You'd make an excellent captain pirate queen.

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    • kingofcarrotflowers
      8 years ago | pl

      I don't know, I've got a picture of me in college, I was drunk and a few of us got dared to go drag, I had a full beard at the time, has a shabby grace about it

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    • wistfulmaiden
      8 years ago | pl

      Queen of the bearded ladies?

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  • Shackleford96
    8 years ago | pl

    No, I would not make a good queen for two reasons:

    1. I would be evil, greedy, and abuse my power in every way I could.

    2. I have a penis.

    :)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      Dale Gribble? Is that you????

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      • Shackleford96
        8 years ago | pl

        <.<

        >.>

        Who is this 'Dale Gribble' you speak of?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago | pl

          Oh come on! I know you're Dale Gribble!

          *pulls out gun*

          You're under arrest for impersonation!

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago | pl

    No, because I am a male :) But I don't think I would be a good king

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      Well if you won't make a good queen or king, how about prince? Or maybe emperor? Or president? Or karate sensei? :)

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago | pl

        I'll take karate sensei!

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago | pl

          *bows*

          Please teach me the way of the Triple M fighting style, Third Power-Sensei

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  • WielderofZukoroshi
    8 years ago | pl

    I'm not really sure. I'm sure I'd be a good queen to some but not so much to others.

    Some rules of mine would be:

    *Free Abortions, Sterilization, and Birth Control

    *Segregation of the races into different regions

    *Abolishing all Abrahamic religions

    *Making it legal for everyone to smoke, do drugs, and drink at age 18

    *Outlawing Multiple Births

    *Instilling a 2-Child Limit for couples and a 1-Child Limit to Single Folk.

    *Reducing the cost of housing, cars, and other expensive items (TVs, Electronics, etc) by 50%. Taxes would cease to exist.

    *Teens would be able to start learning their trades in HS as Seniors rather than having to wait until they graduate. Colleges would also fade.

    *Living 70 years would be the absolute limit.

    *Minimum Wage jobs would become regular-paid jobs.

    and

    *Retirement age would be lowered to 60 so no one would have to work as long.

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    • WielderofZukoroshi
      8 years ago | pl

      Oh yeah. I almost forgot:

      *IVF would also become a banned act.

      * Domestic Adoption would be made a easier thing to do and International Adoption would be outlawed.

      * Traveling costs would also be cut by 50%. Bills would be reduced by 10%.

      * Coal and Oil would be abandoned as more green methods are used.

      and of course,

      * People would be required under my ruling to get lincences to have a baby.

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      • Avant-Garde
        8 years ago | pl

        I agree with some of your ideas but, not all.

        Segregating races would cause riots and could be basis for a coup-de-tat. The same goes for banishing Abrahamic religions.

        What if a woman has a multiple birth? What then?

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        • WielderofZukoroshi
          8 years ago | pl

          She would have to terminate one or more of the feti during pregnancy. And if there's identicals involved, they would all have to be terminated.

          As for religion, I believe that's to blame for many of the ills both today and in our past history. As for race, I just think we'd be better off separated.

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago | pl

    Not until I finish going through puberty! I wouldn't make for a very good or consistent Queen with my hormones going all over the place. Since last year to now, I've been all over the place. One minute I believe one thing, then the next, I'm gung-ho for something else. My behavior has been very strange and ridiculous at times. I'd owe it to my people to make a good and consistent example of myself.

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  • Mytwin295
    8 years ago | pl

    if I were a queen, I would first ban large size portions in america then I would ban McDonalds. After that I would either enslave the human race to diet and exercise or resign as queen.

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  • ArayaLioness
    8 years ago | pl

    I would think so. I try not to be as judgmental as others and try to be as bi-partisan as possible.

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  • chole
    8 years ago | pl

    So how many Kings does it take to build the steps towards the throne?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      But this question does not involve kings...

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