As I look out upon the rainy vista that hangs wearily beyond the window, like the world itself is tired of the burden we present it, I remember.
The translucent drops of rain follow invisible paths along the glass, like the fingers of a ghost are playing with them in the dark. My mind drifts back.
To that day.
The day we lost the people's princess.
An angel, fallen from heaven, only to return too soon.
I'll never forget the single most profound thing she ever said to me...
I believe it was, "Ayo, dat Dodi Fayed giving me the D like a samurai chops a watermelon, bro. He stick in deep til I feel things I aint felt before. Di loves the D. Drives a bitch crazy mayn. Always remember, a man who knows how to use his dick is a real man!"
Well, on my end I remember the lovely and fiery Teresa who died a few days later and whose service was roughly 10% as luxurious as the Dodi's D's Di. Let this be a warning to all women, that that's what you get for abdicating the D.
Do you say "meh"?
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1997 doesn't seem that soon to me... that's like 17 years, or math I can't even do.
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As I look out upon the rainy vista that hangs wearily beyond the window, like the world itself is tired of the burden we present it, I remember.
The translucent drops of rain follow invisible paths along the glass, like the fingers of a ghost are playing with them in the dark. My mind drifts back.
To that day.
The day we lost the people's princess.
An angel, fallen from heaven, only to return too soon.
I'll never forget the single most profound thing she ever said to me...
I believe it was, "Ayo, dat Dodi Fayed giving me the D like a samurai chops a watermelon, bro. He stick in deep til I feel things I aint felt before. Di loves the D. Drives a bitch crazy mayn. Always remember, a man who knows how to use his dick is a real man!"
RIP NOTORIOUS DI
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Did you ever hear about the musical written about her?
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Only just noticed this reply..
No I didn't, nor do I ever want to witness such a spectacle!
"Princess Di: Di by name, Die by nature (A Musical)"
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Close! Was called "Die, Lady Di".
I was gonna sing you the only line I remembered but I guess I shouldn't :/
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Oh no you definitely should
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Ok but I didn't write it so I take no credit. It was only an excerpt that someone was showcasing...
It's a jaunty little number called "Queen of Hearts"
Ahem.
"A fine army was created from the men that she fellated..."
At this point he was told to shut the fuck up :(
I remembered another bit earlier but now I forgot again :( twas 10 years ago I saw this.
Well, on my end I remember the lovely and fiery Teresa who died a few days later and whose service was roughly 10% as luxurious as the Dodi's D's Di. Let this be a warning to all women, that that's what you get for abdicating the D.