Do you say “Ahh” after drinking?

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  • I hold my glass in the air, announce what I shall drink, and smack my lips as loud as possible as I consume the life supporting liquid. When I am finished, I toss the glass to the wall, to show that I am above consumerism. Then, when my glorious throat is lubricated, I pick up a megaphone, and yell AaAaAAH!! into it, because, being so important, everyone must know that I am refreshed, and in this way I assert my dominance.

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    • Om my gy... Jesus Chr..
      Theatrical much?! Over a soda?

      LET ME GUESS - the crowds then cheer.
      It must be a hell of a show during summer when it is nearly impossible to stay refreshed for long.

      ALSO - I bet, bet this guy in the van is you...
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfRG9lREHc

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      • you discovered my secret :(
        Yes, people cheer, some get the camera, can't help it though lmao

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        • I went to my fortune teller with your story. She said, "He needs to start a youtube channel, it will go viral overnight!"

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