I hold my glass in the air, announce what I shall drink, and smack my lips as loud as possible as I consume the life supporting liquid. When I am finished, I toss the glass to the wall, to show that I am above consumerism. Then, when my glorious throat is lubricated, I pick up a megaphone, and yell AaAaAAH!! into it, because, being so important, everyone must know that I am refreshed, and in this way I assert my dominance.
Do you say “Ahh” after drinking?
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I hold my glass in the air, announce what I shall drink, and smack my lips as loud as possible as I consume the life supporting liquid. When I am finished, I toss the glass to the wall, to show that I am above consumerism. Then, when my glorious throat is lubricated, I pick up a megaphone, and yell AaAaAAH!! into it, because, being so important, everyone must know that I am refreshed, and in this way I assert my dominance.
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leggs91200
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Om my gy... Jesus Chr..
Theatrical much?! Over a soda?
LET ME GUESS - the crowds then cheer.
It must be a hell of a show during summer when it is nearly impossible to stay refreshed for long.
ALSO - I bet, bet this guy in the van is you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edfRG9lREHc
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you discovered my secret :(
Yes, people cheer, some get the camera, can't help it though lmao
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I went to my fortune teller with your story. She said, "He needs to start a youtube channel, it will go viral overnight!"