Do you really wash your hands?

Almost never. It's unnatural.

I have to admit, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. I wash my hands probably a lot more than I should, but it makes me feel better knowing they're clean. I would say I wash them more than ten times a day. Every time before I eat, and after I touch things I think are dirty. I also wash my hands more because I have pets too, and I feel like they might make me ill if I don't wash them afterwards.

Also, I felt I couldn't vote, as "All the time" wasn't an option. :(

Not just every time I use the bathroom, but almost every time I walk past it.

I wash and mousturize my hands about 10 times a day. I have to buy a new bottle of lotion every week because of it.

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

I find it easier just to wash my penis once in the morning. That is the only thing I touch in a public bathroom.

More often than I should. I was traumatized when I was little watching those clean ups children documentaries that show you how many germs you have around you.

I have to go wash my hands now.

The only time I don't is when I've got up in the middle of the night and all I'm doing after is going back to bed. If there was someone else waiting in the bed, I'd wash them, though. Oh, I also don't wash them if I know I'm having a shower in a few minutes.