I met this bird on the coast of Maine,
But she flew off with another crane,
His eggs she laid,
But alas he strayed,
Now she's with some turkey named Wayne.
His anus swallowed all the moose,
So she took off with a silly goose,
Those eggs were taken by a lizard :'(
Breaks my heart and aches my gizzard.
Hey fuck that dude wayne. Last thanksgiving I sold his jive caboose.
Do you read OR write poetry?
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I met this bird on the coast of Maine,
But she flew off with another crane,
His eggs she laid,
But alas he strayed,
Now she's with some turkey named Wayne.
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His anus swallowed all the moose,
So she took off with a silly goose,
Those eggs were taken by a lizard :'(
Breaks my heart and aches my gizzard.
Hey fuck that dude wayne. Last thanksgiving I sold his jive caboose.