My next door neighbour and his family are outright snobs and actually said that people should be required to complete a questionnaire before they should be allowed to move into our area! I think he means me ;o) A new neighbour moved in and their 2 year old child was on his lawn when he drove up. I ran over to stop her walking in front of his car and he said to me, "Where did that THING come from?" Eh? "What THING? This baby?!" I asked him. Oh he makes me so angry!!!
Anyhow, he has a dog (as I do) and unless he gets down and sniffs his dog's perfumed pooh, he can't tell which dog has dumped on his lawn. Therefore, I NEVER lift my dog's pooh off his lawn and when my son walks our dog he dumps the poop bag in our neighbour's bin.
Other neighbours have stolen his recycling bins etc and he gets really wound up ranting and raving about it!! The local children constantly ring his doorbell and then run and hide.
He and his family are such idiots they just make me laugh.
Our houses are in a new development and we moved in before him, although his family rented a house just over our back fence. His burglar alarm was too sensitive and went off 3-5 times a day, for 20 minutes, every day for about 3 weeks. BUT my husband was on night shift! When the builders rang them to say the alarm was going off again they said, "So what?!" They explained to them that they'd a neighbour on night shift and the arrogant b@stards said, "That's his problem."
I eventually met him when he moved in and he introduced himself,
"Good afternoon, I'm ...., I work for ...., do you know who they are?...I have a company car... and I'm in charge of 800 employees..."
"Very good." I said, not impressed at all.
"What do you do?"
"Nothing."
"What about your husband?"
"He works nights."
"Oh, yes I'd heard that."
"Yes, so the next time your alarm goes off while he's sleeping, he's told me to let you know that he is going to rip that box off your wall. Bye"
He got it fixed.
His ugly rude wife calls to complain if any of my son's friends kick a ball and it goes onto her lawn. However, she always brings her ugly daughter about 7-8 with her (obviously to show her how to handle people). That child is the only thing that saves me from telling her to fuck away off and live on a farm with the rest of the pigs if she can't stand other people or their children!
Dozens of other little things like that, but all the neighbours hate them. Their behaviour is really strange because they are only in their 30's yet they think they are so superior to everyone else. He's not so bad anymore but his wife has no education so tries to pretend she's something she's not.
Do you purposely annoy people clandestinely?
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My next door neighbour and his family are outright snobs and actually said that people should be required to complete a questionnaire before they should be allowed to move into our area! I think he means me ;o) A new neighbour moved in and their 2 year old child was on his lawn when he drove up. I ran over to stop her walking in front of his car and he said to me, "Where did that THING come from?" Eh? "What THING? This baby?!" I asked him. Oh he makes me so angry!!!
Anyhow, he has a dog (as I do) and unless he gets down and sniffs his dog's perfumed pooh, he can't tell which dog has dumped on his lawn. Therefore, I NEVER lift my dog's pooh off his lawn and when my son walks our dog he dumps the poop bag in our neighbour's bin.
Other neighbours have stolen his recycling bins etc and he gets really wound up ranting and raving about it!! The local children constantly ring his doorbell and then run and hide.
He and his family are such idiots they just make me laugh.
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Wow, I'd hate to be your neighbour. What exactly did he do to you???
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Our houses are in a new development and we moved in before him, although his family rented a house just over our back fence. His burglar alarm was too sensitive and went off 3-5 times a day, for 20 minutes, every day for about 3 weeks. BUT my husband was on night shift! When the builders rang them to say the alarm was going off again they said, "So what?!" They explained to them that they'd a neighbour on night shift and the arrogant b@stards said, "That's his problem."
I eventually met him when he moved in and he introduced himself,
"Good afternoon, I'm ...., I work for ...., do you know who they are?...I have a company car... and I'm in charge of 800 employees..."
"Very good." I said, not impressed at all.
"What do you do?"
"Nothing."
"What about your husband?"
"He works nights."
"Oh, yes I'd heard that."
"Yes, so the next time your alarm goes off while he's sleeping, he's told me to let you know that he is going to rip that box off your wall. Bye"
He got it fixed.
His ugly rude wife calls to complain if any of my son's friends kick a ball and it goes onto her lawn. However, she always brings her ugly daughter about 7-8 with her (obviously to show her how to handle people). That child is the only thing that saves me from telling her to fuck away off and live on a farm with the rest of the pigs if she can't stand other people or their children!
Dozens of other little things like that, but all the neighbours hate them. Their behaviour is really strange because they are only in their 30's yet they think they are so superior to everyone else. He's not so bad anymore but his wife has no education so tries to pretend she's something she's not.