Do you poop at school?

some of my friends refuse to do so but I've done it before!

No! I'll hold it in all day until I get home! 2213
Yes! When you gotta go, you gotta go! 1787
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  • I do, but I always wipe the toilet seat with toilet paper and sometimes put toilet paper on it before I sit down.

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    • louminis

      who has toilet sheets at school!?
      All the 4 schools I've been through have turkish toilets

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  • kobastalin

    fuck yes i shit at school

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  • Ribbit.

    I can't imagine how many nasty asses have been there, just cant do it. There usually covered in piss too..

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    • Stifler

      Or semen.

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  • yellowchalk

    the thing I'm worried about is other girls hearing a huge "PLUNK" -__-
    thankfully our school had two single person bathrooms in the science wing, so I would run all the way down there and get down to business.

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    • Coolguy061905

      I take a crap every day at school, and my girlfriend knows about it. Shes fine with it, so it shouldnt really matter. Plus, girls are usually scared of pooping in public, so youll make them jealous.

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  • boopgirl17

    It feels weird to do that at school. Plus, when you do it at home at least you don't have to worry about the smell that much.

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    • Coolguy061905

      At my school you dont need to worry about the smell either, because nobody really cares.

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  • JudgieGal

    I am never embarrassed to shit in a bathroom where ever it might be. Only place there is a needy to uncomfortably is a porty pottie. I mean seriously there could be a snake in there, imaging how pissed it will be with you pissing or shitting on it. I'm more afraid of something biting my ass then someone hearing it. LOL

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  • Coconutman

    In senior year in high school I had about like 10 pints of gas and a shit load of diarea waiting... There was no way I was going to the bathroom, espiacialy on a test day... I went home in the middle of the day saying i had a huge stomach ache, and I did

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    • Coolguy061905

      I have a short time of being able to hold in my poop, and i need to every day. Im so scared for the exams.

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  • ghettomex92

    freshman year i would hold it until lunch or durring class when no one was in the bathrooms. But this year (senior year) i dont give a fuck, if i gotta go i go i dont care if there are people in tere its a fuckn batroom for christ sake. so usually when people are in there i try to be extra loud and bust huge farts! its fuckn funny lol

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  • kvimik

    I don't mind pooping att shcool. Hell some times i even masterbate int the toilet:P

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    • marleon

      Srs u masterbate in sch toilet? R u a girl?Or.a guy?

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  • AmericanGonzo

    I go when I gotta go. God bless the ass gasket.

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  • DanielTox40

    Yes, I always enjoy pooping at school rather than holding onto it all day, even if I take it before school, during interval, lunchtime and especially straight after school when all the students gone home. I feel uncomfortable if I don't poop at school, have stomach aches during school and I don't want to poop in my pants as well because I find this embarrassing. I don't mind sitting on the school toilet seats covered with piss/urine because I could clean it off later. If you need to really take a poop in the school toilets, then I think you should take it but you don't have to do it, if you don't want to. Its your choice.

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  • AndrewMasi

    Of course, I sit on the school toilet seats and take a poop at school especially if I had a really bad stomach ache. There is nothing wrong with pooping at school, its normal everyone does it. I feel uncomfortable holding onto my poop at school all day.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Hey when you gotta go you gotta go.

    Bonus points if it stinks so badly everyone else runs away.

    But seriously, what were they expecting anyway? It's a toilet, not a rose garden. Stuff's gonna stink.

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  • Of course I go poo, sometimes when I'm peeing I end up going poo to, without realizing I even need to go.
    It's a bathroom people no one cares if you poop, there's other stalls if you don't want to smell it. And I don't fart when I poop (usually) even if I do I'm going to the washroom. If you can't fart in the washroom where can you?? NO ONE CARES people!

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  • RainbowExplosions

    i hold my poo all day long ! i dont know if thats good for me ! i wonder where it goes

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    • Coolguy061905

      Its not good for you, it leads to constipation, and eventually can get you into the hospital, in critical condition.

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    • alazzimer

      it crawls up in there, sleeps in your large intestine.

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  • i'm always afraid of not having the time, smelling after, sounds, ppl in the bathroom, ehh just .. no never.

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    • Coolguy061905

      Doesnt take that long to poop, a lot of boys dont really mind the smell, nor sounds, and boys in general dont care. However if youre a girl, still dont be scared. We all do it, its nature. Especially since its normal for girls to sit while peeing, then youre lucky. Use poopourri if you have to.

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  • BUGABOO-666-

    I don't mind pooping at school one bit.

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  • Mrman10

    Ah, yes. I shit at scool. At home too, at my friends house also. And my girlfriends house. and the street, my computer, my weapons, my guitars, my pianos, my bed, EVERYWHERE! I just love to shit.

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  • jsmith1700

    Yes, I poop at school many times because I don't like pooping in my pants at school.

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  • TG01

    Yes, if I have to. I did it several times in school. I wait until there is no-one in the toilets, then I quickly take a poop at school. I can't hold onto my poop all day, otherwise I feel uncomfortable about it.

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    • Coolguy061905

      Dont risk that. Usually, if your friends or acquaintances are in the restroom, then is the time to go. You dont want to risk while your pooping to have a bully come in the restroom, look over the stall, bang on the stall, etc. Even if its a complete stranger, talk to him, get to know him. That way youll know if its safe to go in front of him or wait for him to leave.

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  • tag1226

    Fucking SHIT all over the place

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  • Stifler

    I would rather shit on the school than in it.

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  • I poop at school, but not in a toilet.

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  • Hell no:)
    I feel like if I did, I would be ass raped by some weird animal thing that came out of the toilet.

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    • Coolguy061905

      Keeo in mind, that can haooen at home too

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  • I ALWAYS get the bathroom that someone just took a big shat in, so I do others a favor and wait till I get home.

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  • I love pooping at school. The best part is not flushing it so someone can stumble upon your dinner from the night before.

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    • Coolguy061905

      See, this is why others refuse to. STOP DOING IT. FLUSH IT, OR DONT GO AT ALL.

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  • thomsmith

    I love pooping at school because I sit on school toilet seats, taking my time to poop as do not like the thought of holding my poop all day during school time. I feel uncomfortable if I hold it in for too long and toilet paper is free to use at school.

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  • doxies4life

    I did a couple of times in middle school and that was it.

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  • seanster12

    Of course ill take a shit in skool just wen it drops the water splashes and gets on my ass which I fucking hate. Its funny as hell!

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  • if i really have to...

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  • Thatguy777

    Only if I have to. I don't even have time to do it at my school.

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  • Cooper186

    Im afraid that someone fucking pissed,shit or puked on the toilet seat so i dont go at shool

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    • Coolguy061905

      Then squat, or bring your own toilet paper, and cover the seat with little peices circling the seat.

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  • den411

    This expands into the work environment, im 37 and know a few buddies that are also DPAWs -- don't poop at work. Ill drive home 30mins sometimes to shit. Sometimes tho, it just has to go down, that always sucks. Its worse when your used to going home, sometimes a year or so can pass between shitting at work, which adds more stress to the situation at hand. I wish i could be one of those fat scumbags who once they close the stall they just start gassing and producing with no shame, but its just not me. Utilize the flush sounds and shit in synch. With the new hands free technology this is a pain in the ass, you have to get up, and move away for a minute, then drop quick like a kamakazi pilot, but you can still have your pride.

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  • animalcracker

    I try not to

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  • timebobbu

    all those exclamation points. Yes! i run and take wild shits round my school! No! i constipate and explosive diarhea round my home!

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  • Zankokurai

    I meant "but" not "nut" lmao!!!!

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  • Zankokurai

    Hold that shit in (pun intended)!!! Unless it's the runs, nut if I can hold it I wait, especially at the end of the day. Normally wait to pee too (I'm a guy btw lol), but I pee there more than I poop. I only pooped at school once in second grade and oddly enough, another kid i'n my class also had to poop (I think it was lunch) and we were both black. We got in trouble for "playing in the bathroom" (we didn't, and I usually hate other black people who play the racism card too much but come on, we were eight! how could you not believe us!)

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  • ingrid

    hahaha i use to think i was a freak for holding it in at primary school! but apparently not...once my stomach was hurting like mad, but i was just too scared to go.
    now i go though, all the time.

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  • GnomeX

    no i never do lol.. if i have to then i'd go in the middle of the lesson if no one was in the toilets.

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  • No, it's not fair on other people! I wouldn't want to use the toilet if someone else had taken a shit in it, left a smell and made a huge noise.
    Plus it makes me self concious if others are in there. Just do it at home!

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  • truekangaroo

    Yeah I poop at school, but I usually find a more secluded bathroom to do it.

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  • louminis

    once at 3rd grade I was trying to poop at school toilet but I had constipation and was left there crying and scared that I will have to stay there forever, I probably spend 2 hours there until a female teacher(of the same sex) heard me crying and tried to help me (basically whiping my ass) I was so emotionaly traumatized by the dread the pain and the embarrassment that I haven't felt the need at school since then. Ever.

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  • PoopinmypantsGirl

    Fuck yeah never stop never use bathroom

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  • Coolguy061905

    Heres pros and cons of going at school

    Pros:
    - Possibly, you can make friends in the restroom. (Easier to do it pooping than peeing)
    - Skip a few minutes of class
    - Feel relief
    -Stomache wont hurt, neither will your ass.
    - In a weird way, be a leader and show others that there is nothing to be ashamed off pooping. It is a natural human process.

    Cons:
    - Stalls may be broken

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  • Andyes

    I poop at my school and public library so I won't have to wast my own toilet paper or water. I know I could be cheap.

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  • Coolguy061905

    I go to a catholic school, so yes. I do. Another problem that i grew out of being a problem, is i simply cant go at home. I try, it never comes out. Only at school i can, and i go everyday from 1-3 times. In fact, when someone comes in i usually would say hi, and he would start a conversation. Usually at my school when someone sees another person pooping, they will keep them company, and to all of the people in my school, nobody holds it. They all think its normal to talk in the restroom, and they dont mind the sounds, its not akward at all in my school. We all just go and were fine,

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  • JuliaPaula

    I like taking craps at school, because it's fun. When I was very young, I was afraid of pooping at school, but now, when I'm in middle high school, I take a crap at least one per a month. And after I squat, I feel much better than before.

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  • CheesyCheese1515

    I've only pooped in school a few times when I was back in elementary school, and that was when it was absolutely necessary. When I have to take a shit, I usually wait and the feeling will pass, but there are a few times where I just couldn't hold it all day and it had to come out. In school or any public bathroom of the sort, there tends to be piss all over the seats, occasionally semen as well, and it's just not clean in there. Exactly why I don't like using them, but when I gotta go, I go.

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  • StrangeDuckDude

    I was an unpopular weird kid who got picked on a lot, so I NEVER let myself get caught taking a shit at school. To my mind at the time, my body produced NERD SHIT... and since nerd shit was probably stickier and slimier and smelled 100x as bad as cool people's shit or jock shit, it would give them even more ammo to use against me. I had hemorrhoids by the time I was 13, because on school nights I'd strain on the pot to make sure my bowel was empty (even if I didn't have to go.) Suffice it to say I ended up becoming neurotic about bowel movements (to the point I'll give myself an enema before traveling, so I won't have to shit for at least 3 days!) and would still rather die in a fire than be heard farting (or seen shitting) to this day.

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  • allonsyalonzo

    There's nothing wrong with bodily functions. Although I don't poop if there's anyone else in the bathroom.

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  • lolgirl222

    I really try my best not to,if i do i cry

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  • onlypostshaikus

    I generally
    Do not poop at school ever
    Uncomfortable

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  • billythedog

    I can never do it, I never even pee... I haven't peed or pooped once this year at school and it's April

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  • beastie

    Nope, I poop in a toilet :)

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  • Wolfheart

    I hold that poop in until I head home. I won't sit on that nasy toilet even though it may look clean, I don't even sit on it when I pee.

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  • lisac1919

    i used to think like that...to hold it in

    and i move around a lot so at schools where i dont have many friends or am a new kid i dont want to be that loner that stank up the toilet.

    but when im confortable with myself then i do

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  • smallmonkey953

    Yes! I'd go anywhere (in a toilet). I just make n excuse like I was fixing my hair or something (since im a girl). During class its fine with me. especially "specials" when you dont need a pass.

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  • littlekitty42310

    I never have, but that's just because i never have to during the day. It's usually at night.

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  • bendan

    Depends on what you mean by school. In college, that's where I learned to get rid of any hangups pooping in a public bathroom. I can poop anywhere now! In high school--whole different story. First, you don't have time to take a poop. Second, there were NO doors on the bathroom stalls. So you had to hold it in until you got home.

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  • I wish I could, but I can't.

    The boys' room's toilets are always clogged up and full of shit. Either that, or the water is sparkling ORANGE because they never flush after peeing. Also, I wonder how they clean their ass after shitting because there's no toilet paper; they usually wet it and use it to throw it (which, I have to admit, is kinda funny).

    So I have to keep my butt stiff 'til I get home so I don't take a shit on myself.

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  • I do not. But I've made a deal with myself that I will before I graduate! Coincidentally, I always get the stall after some chick just finished a long shit. =[

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  • CockyCaitlain

    DO I F***

    its minging cus seats get covered in P*** its gross i used tohold it till i got home

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  • I don't shit IN school, I take the stairs to the roof and shit ON school.

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  • gnomexxx

    u jus hav to go in the lesson, hover over the toilet and hav no one in the toilets at that time. ooh, and flush the toilet as it plops

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  • of course i do lmao, im not gona have a little turtle head poking out :| xD i do the squat. for those of you who dont know what that exactly is. it's when you squat over the toilet. works like a charm. but it would suck if your taking the biggest poop of your life and your sqauting. legs are burning at ouchies.
    and why dont the school have those plastic seat covers?

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  • wndrmn

    Hell naw. Just the thought of how many people have sat/pissed on the seat, it's just... urgh! if i need one at school then i just wait, it passes. It's not how it sounds btw, i've never EVER shat myself. My bowels just grumble and then the feeling gone.

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  • MochaMan

    NO WAY! Poo at my school and be teased for the rest of your school life. But at work Yeah + the Toilets are intacked, and not got pee on the seat and grafitti all down the sides of the Cubicals...

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  • wayfarer

    lol he tries but fails LUL WUT^^

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  • sararose:)

    i never need to go to the bathroom at college only if i have a really runny nose lol

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