Do you own any sex toys or gear?

I'm not sure I get the connection. Plenty of sex toys, most even, have nothing to do with BDSM.

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. As a fellow creep, I am concerned about your orgasmic fulfillment, and am pleased that you have a long tall Texan for bedroom romps every now and then. But between events, I get terribly worried that your anxiety level might need some calming down.

So I think a beginning level finger vibrator, or a small vibrating silver bullet could help. She with a satisfied vagina can embrace the creepiness of life with a calm heart. Please remember to give yourself quality sexual attention.

That reminds me, it's time for me to go stroke myself. Bye.

We'll see about that ;)